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Pirate Jesus

Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

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  • 214 weeks
    So, I changed my name a bit.

    Now before you lot start thinking I've been getting into the rum, let me explain.

    So, as some of you remember, the last picture of me in the flesh I put up here about a year ago, and some of you commented even then that I looked like a pirate due to me growing my hair and goatee out.

    Well, I kept growing it and now, thanks to my Jewish blood, I literally look like Jesus.

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  • 215 weeks
    Oh, Hey guys!

    (Blows dust off old account)

    Hey, y'all. Sorry I was gone for a bit.

    What'd I miss this time?

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  • 244 weeks
    Can Someone Summarize this Blasted Show?

    So, As you all know, I left the fandom for a while, and I'm now trying to get in some faculty back into it. However, I've run into a problem: apparently I've missed a lot since the Season 4 finale. So, what I'm asking of you my dear followers, is there any way y'all can bring me up to speed on what's been going on with all this? I don't have enough time to catch up on last season, or even the

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  • 249 weeks
    School's Out For Winter!

    Yep, just got my transcript for the semester after a particularly long finals season. 4 B's in Medieval European History, Modern East Asian History, Leadership and Interpersonal Skills, and History of Alabama, rounding it out with a solid A in Leadership Theory. Needless to say, I'm relieved.

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  • 260 weeks
    I Can't Stop!

    I should probably be working on the paper due in an hour and a half, or at least on my story.

    Instead, I can't pull my eyes away from this.

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Getting to Know Pirate King Fowler Round Three: Questions About Me · 1:00am Jul 9th, 2015

Warning: Some of these questions are a little bit racey and might be too much information. I'll try to keep it from getting too NSFW.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Somewhat. I don't think it is the most important part (otherwise I'd have shacked up with some sorority broad semesters ago), but I'd be lying if I didn't factor it in.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Sometimes. Often times. Depends on the people and their chemistry.

3. Are you a virgin?


4. Are you in a relationship?

Not currently.

5. Are you in love?

Love is a very strong word.

6. Are you single this year?

Again, yes.

7. Can you commit to one person?

If she's a hell of a person then yeah.

8. Describe your crush ~

Hopeful eyes, a sharp mind, and an ass worthy of the King of Pirates.

9. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not really. I believe two people can have an instant connection with each other, but it's not love. Love is something that takes time and communication to develop.

10. Do you ever want to get married?

Eventually, but that'll be after I graduate college, join the Coast Guard, get out of the Coast Guard, go to graduate or law school on the government's dime, and become a lawyer or professor.

11. Do you forgive betrayal?

Doubtful. Not to get too personal, but I'm so unforgiving that in one year's time I've disowned one of two women who raised me because she insulted my family

12. Do you get jealous easily?

No. I'm pretty chill on that front.

13. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Crush sounds too childish. I have people in my life I find physically attractive, and a tier above that I have people who interest me on an
emotional/intellectual level, but crush implies infatuation and I grew out of that in high school.

14 Do you have any piercings?

Nope. Planning on keeping it that way.

15. Do you have any tattoos?

No, but I'm getting at least one in the not too distant future.

16 Do you like kissing in public?

Not really. Flirting doesn't come so natural to me, and I'm not very keen on showing deeper emotions in public in general.

17. Do you shower every day?

Yep. Often twice when I work out.

18. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I know for a fact there are a few. Some are on that list I talked about above. The others range from, "I see us more as friends" to, "Yeah... no."

19 Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?


20. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I don't cheat. Like, ever. However, I don't really have long relationships either.

21. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

Not likely. I'll be either on a ship or patrolling coastline.

22. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

I wouldn't mind it, but I'm not trying that hard.

23. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes, and some of them have.

24. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?


25. Have you ever been cheated on?

More than once. Not too pleasant.

26. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Nope. See above.

27. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

No. I like myself as I am. If I had to have surgery, I'd fix an old scar on my chin and my right eyebrow.

28. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Yes, behind closed doors. First rule of captainry is never let your men see you fall apart.

29. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

A few times.

30. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yes. My oldest was 24.

31. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Yes. It's more often I fall for a friend than a stranger.

32. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Most definitely.

33. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Double check.

34. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

You have no idea...

35. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Yeah, earned me my first kiss when I was a younger man.

36. Have you had sex so far this year?

Depends on your definition of technicality.

37. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Given that I know this girl and know she's fine with it? 3.82 seconds.

38 . How long was your longest relationship?

3.5 months. Like I said above, I prefer a firework relationship (short but explosive) over a log fire relationship (long but uneventful).

39. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Total? About 12 I can remember going on more than a couple dates with.

40. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

Oh God, that's a reach back. I think... three?

41. When's your birthday?

January 22

42. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

"Oh, alright. So, still want to get coffee?"

43. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

She wouldn't need to apologize: we're still friends, though we don't talk often, and our break up was relatively clean and mutual. Besides, the main reason we stopped seeing each other is incompatible worldviews and life goals, and if she's still like I remember her, that'd still be the case.

44. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Multiple, most of them for platonic reasons. Any of my fraternity brothers, for instance.

45. Is there anything you’ve given up on? Why?

Good question. I'd say a few things I've given up on. I once wanted to become a Navy Seal when I was younger, but now that I've been touched by realism, I realize I could never do that. I also wanted to be an actor and director, but it isn't a stable field and is already over saturated, so I don't think that'd be probable anymore.

46. Is there someone you will never forget?

A few. My grandfather most of all. He taught me everything, and was my greatest friend and mentor.

47 how old were you when you had your first kiss?


48. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Eyes. One of my few spiritual certainties is that reading someone's eyes will tell you the state of their mind and soul.

49. Who was your last kiss?

I don't feel comfortable spreading her name, but a friend and fellow student at my university.

50. What's your favorite color ?

I have a few. Crimson, Navy Blue, Forest Green, Gold, Regal Purple.

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Comments ( 9 )

3253931 Arg matey there she blows on the suborn side of the ship she is a beauty. But to win someones eye you must write 10 highly depth Romance stories. Get ready for the Romance cannon!!!!!!

Mate, I'm afraid I be havin a hard time understandin ye. Is this a challenge concerning the subject of writin romance stories?

Also, I see ye be followin the King of Pirates! Welcome aboard the crew of the Moraine! :rainbowdetermined2:

3275045 no it's saying longer romance stories such as making 10 of them with 13 chapters each.

I tried romance once before. It was fun, but I didn't have the time or attention to finish it. I'm working on a non pony one now, though, that's right in my Southern Gothic genre sweet spot, so hopefully that'll work out.

3277936 It would look good if you made it like a 50 chapters with lots of ships and pirates to go with that.
Like pirates of the caribbean.

Nah, it's more about the small town, rural south in the depression era. Has a lot to do with all the hoodoo/voodoo and supernatural mysticism in southern folklore. I might write some more about pirates and sailors after that one is finished though.

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