Update Announcement! · 8:18pm Jul 26th, 2012
"Good news everyone!"
"I received an urgent, encrypted message from Invictus, earlier. He's asked me to let you all know that... uhhh... hmm... I seem to have forgotten what I was talking about..."
"Oh, right! He wanted me to let you all know that: 'I'm totally not being forced to write while imprisoned in a basement against my will by a crazy pink miniature horse, so please don't come rescue me or anything'."
"Let's see... I'm sure there was something else... Oh, of course. Now, I'm paraphrasing a little, but bear with me: 'The next chapter will be out on Tuesday, July 31st, assuming I'm still alive... Oh, hey there, Pinkie... No, I'm not sending out a distress call... Wait, I can explain. Please, just...! Oh god, not the cake, not the- AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH! AAAAHHH!'... ahhh... the screams of tortured terror go on for quite a while."
"Wait a second... my scientist's instinct is giving me the distinct impression that something's wrong. Let me just... hmmm... BY NEWTON, I KNEW IT!"
"That rat bastard called collect! Do you have any idea how expensive inter-dimensional calls are!? I'll have to sell Fry's organs to cover this... again!"
"Why, if I ever get my hands on that Invictus... oh my, I seem to have lost my clothes again, somehow. Well... time for my daily morning walk! Toodles!"
Oh doctor Farnsworth you XD
*sighs*
Invictus, you are such a baby. Just deal with being kidnapped like a man already.
Well that is god news. Good job pinkie pie. Keep him there until he finishes the story. The you get the cupcakes we agreed upon.
Hey! Pinkie Pie better not seriously maim my only pre-reader. If he's injured, who'll look over my work, hmm? I'd prefer if Pinkie kept him intact, for the most part.
I actually lol'd when I read "I'll have to sell Fry's organs to cover this...again."
Glad to hear there's going to be an update.
Pinkie, no, that is not how one abuses people with cake! Though, that is really inventive.
Omg, Invictus, I love you so much! Just don't... ah... Don't tell Random...
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Oh don't worry I won't tell him.
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Wait, does mercilessly rubbing it in his face while singing childish schoolyard taunts and dancing count as telling? Because if it does, then I make no promises.
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