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395 weeks
How to grow your dragon

Here's how you grow a dragon in MLP:
Step 1.
Take the baby dragon out of it's egg and raise for about a decade.
Step 2.
Aquire the Bloodstone Scepter from the current Lord of dragons (kill only if absolutely necessary).
Step 3.
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406 weeks
Congratulations!

I have reached level 26 in the great game of life today.
I get to put one upgrade point into any stat I want.
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422 weeks
Sick sucks

Got hit by something yesterday, now it's a full blown cold. My whole face feels like it's burning from the inside.
I'm gonna curl up with some chicken soup now.
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424 weeks
Every human-in-Equestria story

Ever in the history of ever.
Or is it just me?
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424 weeks
So, season 6 then.

I know I don't usually write, well, anything on this site, so here's me trying to change that. Who knows, maybe I can actually do blog posts.
So, the new season 6 trailer broke. I'm sure most have already seen it, but in case you haven't, here it is:
So what do you people think?
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Jul

5th

2015

Damn bugs... · 5:17am Jul 5th, 2015

You know what I like? A good night's sleep.
You know what I DON'T like? Waking up at 4 in the morning from a good night's sleep because a f*cking wasp stung me!
Damn bugs...