The Fresh Shrink of the Big Bad Wastelands · 10:16pm Aug 1st, 2012
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just stay where you stand
I'll tell you how I became the shrink of the big bad wasteland
Whinnyapolis Stable, born and raised
In the Stable is where I spent all of my days
Counselling ponies, relaxing all cool
And getting all flirty, with a guy I knew from school
When the Dubya Arr Dee said, "we've come to decide"
"We're gonna open the Door, to the Endless Outside."
Since they said I couldn't be with that stallion I liked
I said "let's ditch this place, love, and go take a hike!"
I ran into a friend on the way to the Door
And he said "Yo Misty, what's all that stuff for?"
So I let the guy in, on my grand escape plan
And me and those two guys, we just up and ran.
We passed a nasty green swamp, and some monster broke through
Ate the love of my life, and tore my friend right in two!
I looked at the Wastelands, I was there all alone
So I ran from the monster, into the unknown.
Ended up in a cellar filled with dusty old drinks
I couldn't help thinking, "Oh man, this place stinks!"
And just when I thought it couldn't get worse
An undead monstrosity kicked down the doors.
So I chucked some bottles, at that zombie's face
when the thing said "whoa lady, stop trashin' the place!"
He was surprisingly civil, just wanted a drink
Sure they were centuries old, but the guy too, I think.
Well we searched through the place, and found us some junk
And this crazy dude loaded it all in his trunk!
I said "yo what you doing, those 're just bottlecaps."
He said "Lady, that's money, now let's check the maps."
We started trekkin' the wastes, all courageous and stuff
But this ghoul may act cool but he ain't really tough
He was crying at night 'cause his family died
So I gave him a hug and I slept by his side.
We found a town the next morning, and when we came near
The guard said "A ghoul and a pretty mare here!"
If anything I could say that this place was rare
A haystack transformed in a nice town with flair.
We looked at the stores, and I saw my old friend!
And though he wasn't dead, he'd sure reached a dead end.
Had a collar 'round his neck and was looking all glum
But this crazy ghoul said, "don'tcha worry now chum."
Then the storekeeper came, told us he'd saved the guy
Dude had ran right away, wouldn't even saying bye
So the guy got the collar, 'till his bill would be paid
"Saved his life," trader said, "but I still run a trade."
Now this old crazy ghoul, wasn't down with that stuff
So he grinned like a maniac and pulled a mad bluff
Looked at my zombie I could finally see
The shrink of the Wastelands was what I would be.
(I regret nothing!)
For those who stumbled in here somehow but have no idea what this is about:
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I think I love you...
That's awesome. Grats.
<3
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Thank you, thank you!
btw, you can totally blame Mimezinga for this. The idea popped into my head after I looked up the Rappin' Drakken episode of Kim Possible on youtube for writing the Commentary. It's where the Brainwashing Shampoo comes from. And using that was totally Mime's idea
Holy shit, this was glorious.
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lol, thanks
Oh My Celestia. A parody rap of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's opening (Bless Will Smith and his continued awesomeness in every movie he's ever been in and ever shall be, Amen.) and a fellow fan of Kim Possible (I have every episode and movie [in chronological order from KPepisodes on YouTube] dowloaded onto my laptop), you could not possibly be any more awesome than you are right now. The universe couldn't handle it.
303425 To be honest, the Kim Possible fan is mostly Mimezinga... I've never gotten around to watching all of it. But I do love the series
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Use the link provided and you can watch all the episodes in chronological order, including the season finales.
303961 Yeeah, it's usually a matter of time shortage, actually. But thanks for the links
Lather, Rinse, and Obey!
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I used to be Drew! One day I turned blue!
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As a suede shoe or berry,
it makes me look scary.
Then I ponytailed my hair…eee!