Blogged or Flogged... · 8:34pm Jun 26th, 2015
Hello. I'm sure you are wondering why I have called you all together. Or perhaps not. I just hear this blogging thing is popular so I'm blogging!
No, really this is big because I DON'T blog, tweet, like. or any of that stuff. But my wife does. You know her as Foals Errand, Author of stories such as 'Mother', 'Twilight Moon' and the ever popular 'Guess what pony is coming to dinner.' (Oh wait! She hasn't done that one yet...) But still, you just may have heard of her.
So she has finally gotten me to take the plunge here. So here I am. Feel free to look around and maybe dare to inquire about the bunch of non-pony stories I'm also working on.
And drop by and say hello to my wife. She does not get near the attention she deserves!
So. Hello for now. Maybe next time I'll have something to say.
Excelsior! (With apologies to Stan Lee And just WHEN is he getting an MLP cameo?)
Santa Hooves. What do I win?
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Nothing because you totally missed what it is! Yes it's a fic a one shot -three chaps thats all you are getting from me.
Welcome aboard the S.S. Fimfic, this is your hijacker speaking. Emergency exits are to the aft, the bow, the port and to the starboard. Early departure can result in drowning, shark attack, whale attack, or jellyfish party. Condiments will be served at the mutinous crew's leisure and are subject to salmonella without cause or notice. Please keep your tray table up and your seat in the fully upright and locked position.
Oh and Stan lee does not forgive, he will only cameo.
And one more thing...
3184244 Is it bad that I could plug one of my stories in response to that comment.
3185407 *knifes the hijacker* This is the hijacker of the hijacking speaking...
3185409 Dangit!
3185442 Let that be a lesson to you: the ginger is always the most evil person in the room.
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No. I AM
Some of you may be wondering: Is it too late?
Well yes. *holds red button* It was too late the moment you boarded...
3185499 Lies.
3185454 Yeah... that's racist... oh wait... you're evil, now I understand... right...
3185889 So very evil.
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Wifee says you like having the last word zomg so I'm giving it to you.... Zymurgy.
3185903 You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I don't give about that pun~
We are so ridiculous
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Nor the infinitesimalness of it.
Welcome to the insanity that is FimFiction.
When someone decides to write it?
I will say this just to be mean.
Guess What's Coming to Dinner
Is a changeling coming to dinner? Yes, yes one is.