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Dr Yeis


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Jun
25th
2015

Sorcerer's Fanfic Theater Preview: When Sorcerer's Evil · 6:32am Jun 25th, 2015

Sorcerer shows a bit of his crazed side in the new episode of Sorcerer's Fanfic Theater. I'm finished with a lot of the host segments

Sorcerer: Nighty, could you leave the room please? Ashley and I would like to say something...in private.

Nighty: Hmph! As you wish.

Sorcerer: Now that we're alone, may I ask you something Ashley?

Ashley: What?

Sorcerer: What've you been doing these past few years? Hanging out with a demon in a mansion? Unfortunately I never had that luxury. Come to think of it. If I had that luxury I wouldn't be the stallion I am today.

Ashley: W-what're you...

Sorcerer: Celestia never knew I stayed for I was hidden. I decended more and more into the deep sea we call insanity. Of course I had my studies and training to keep me company. And the rats.

(Sorcerer slams his hoof on the table)

Ashley: GAH!

Sorcerer: I performed for them as a court mage if you will. Always thinking there was nothing left to life because I never knew anyone except my mother for 15 seconds. I thought you were dead. I thought you all were dead. But now, conveniently enough, you're not. We already had our happy family reunion but we want more than that, don't we?

Ashley: I-I guess...

Sorcerer: I want to find more of my relatives. Together we will dominate EVERYTHING!


Ashley: Just...what happened to you...in the caverns?

Sorcerer: I became what you see today. Heh...

I am the fly inside your soup and the rock in your boot.

The uncomfortable bed. The thing that ponies dread.

I'm a poison! Take a sip!

I'm a crack on which you trip!

You want to be on my side

When I make everybody writhe!

I really want to work more on Sorcerer's character to make him a bit more insane now that he's in a position of power. I want to make him feel like a real threat and an actual villain instead of a joke one. So, anyways I hope you're all looking forward to the next episode!

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