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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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  • 342 weeks
    Moving On

    Hey everyone.

    I'll cut right to the chase: this will be my final blog post. I'm leaving. For good.

    Yeah, I know I've said that in the past, usually when I was in the middle of an immature meltdown, but this time the circumstances are much, much different.

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  • 344 weeks
    WTF casting agency?

    So the newest trailer for the MLP movie came out. Looks good. Still not sold on the animation style, but still looks alright.

    However there is a major problem I have with the movie already: the casting of Taye Diggs as Capper.

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  • 347 weeks
    "Ponies: The Anthology" might be the worst thing ever

    There are a few things in the world whose very existence is an affront to humanity. Rape, for instance. Genocide. Pedophilia.

    And then there's "Ponies: The Anthology."

    *shudders*

    Avoid these hour-long abominations at all costs. Go watch something that's actually funny and creative, like Uno: The Movie. Don't waste your time or brain cells on that other filth.

    Fuck. Just...fuck.

    2 comments · 379 views
  • 350 weeks
    BOLO

    For a conniving asshole by the name of Barrobroadcastmaster. Dunno if he has a page here or not, but it's likely. Avoid at all costs unless you want to be sucked into the supermassive black hole of stupidity that is American conservatism.

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  • 351 weeks
    what is life anymore

    what is happening

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Jun
23rd
2015

Fans of Markiplier, I need your help · 12:06am Jun 23rd, 2015

As you know by now, I am in the process of writing Markiplier Saves Equestria...or I was, until I scrapped everything I had written so far because I had another emotional breakdown. It wasn't much, and most of it was utter dogshite, but it's gone.

With the way things are now, I can't even begin to get my head clear and think straight. This is not the mood you want to be in when writing an upbeat, tongue-in-cheek HiE comedy about Mark Fischbach.

So I need your help, fans of Markiplier. I need your help to help my story finally come to life. I need help writing a beginning, something to set the events of the whole story in motion.

But I can't do that on my own, because as many people across this site have pointed out, I'm not that good of a writer...or that good of a person, it would seem. And because my emotional state is about as fragile as a butterfly wing, I've convinced myself that they are correct. So with that in mind, I need your help to kick off Markiplier Saves Equestria.

Give me a scene, that's all I need. A way for Mark to end up in Equestria, one that's (somewhat) believable and (preferably) not cliche. I just need an introduction, something I can use to set the story in motion...that's all. Those who contribute will be credited, and I will make sure to repay the favor by writing my biggest, craziest, and most ambitious project yet...which isn't saying much, seeing how it will most likely bomb like the rest of my shitty stories.

Message me if you have ideas or have written something that might be good. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

- Brex

Comments ( 3 )

I was going to post a sarcastic, silly, and possibly partially offensive joke based on what small amount of knowledge my brain contains concerning Markiplier, but...

my emotional state is about as fragile as a butterfly wing

See, I actually want you to write it. :twilightsmile: I don't want to risk making a joke that will undermine your determination here. I'm sorry I can't help, but I have faith that your story will someday see the light of day. :pinkiesmile:

How about it's set after mark reacts to his 8 million sub reaction?

After editing his video and uploading it he has a breakdown of emotions again 2 hours of the video upload and this emotion (and everyone else watching it) causes it all to channel inside him creating a powerful, well, power that needs to be let out without destruction. Teleporting to a new universe.

:pinkiegasp:

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