"A Dash Of Love and A Flash Of Light"

If anybody knows how make a fanfic please private message me.
The perfect fanfic is "A Dash Of Love and A Flash Of Light" I want my first fanfiction to be a Romantic Comedy, Adventure, Slice Of Life , Random, Sex, Mature, and Human Fanfiction. The Characters I want in it are: Rainbow Dash, Soarin, my own character Prince Lightning Alicane Flash(which is my character I created on a "My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic" generator), Scootaloo, and a surprise grand return home from Scootaloo's brother Fleet Admiral Voltage who just returned home alive from a very dangerous 12 year war . the rest of the main six including Spike The Dragon, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and the rest of the characters plus your original character to be in it to.