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Majin Syeekoh


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Jun
15th
2015

Random Thought #1 · 2:00am Jun 15th, 2015

So, I'm going to try and do a thing where I post random thoughts every now and then. See if it sticks. Well, here goes!



They should make washers and driers that text you when their cycles are done. Think about how useful that would be! You wouldn't have to hover over the room where your laundry machines are—they'd just send you a text and you can go transfer your clothes or retrieve them!

I guess it would wipe the number from the memory after a single text or something, and someone would have to pay for the laundry machines to have cellular phone service, but think about how useful it would be! Better living through laziness, I say!

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My washing machine just beeps loudly and obnoxiously until I go and shut it up myself.

This would be useful as hell for a lot of kitchen appliances too. Like what if you could text your oven to see if you left it on when you're away from the house and it could text back?

"Ay yo oven, did I leave you on when I left?"

"Shit, son, you left me on like 450 fuckin degrees. I'm 'bout to burn the damn house down. Shit, the towel thing you drape over me already on fire. You done fucked up."

"omfg turn it off."

"Nah, they didn't install that feature in me, bruh."

I for one cannot wait for the future.:pinkiehappy:

Majin Syeekoh
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3150588 It would, yeah.:twilightsmile:

But I don't think it would speak Dudebro.:derpytongue2:

3150598
If I had the option I know mine would.:rainbowwild:

Reminds me of this one ad I saw on this site.

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This would be great, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm always losing my fuckin' phone. :trixieshiftleft:

TGM

What is a 'washing machine' anyways? It spins around in around, circle after circle, just as we must someday complete our cycle.

The cycle of existence. Birth, life, love, death.

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Rumour has it that Case Western, a university in northern Ohio, has washing machines and dryers you can watch live on webcams. That's right: you no longer have to wait for your socks to dry in the stuffy laundry room-basement, but can now watch your laundry tumble through the dryer in the comfort of your dorm.

Majin Syeekoh
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3150626 That's interesting! I'll have to check that out.


3150617 I like that tile thing.


3150622 What why what are you doing.

someone would have to pay for the laundry machines to have cellular phone service

There are ways to send a text over the Internet, so all that's really needed is a Wi-fi signal or an Ethernet drop. Oh, and you'd need to make the onboard computers in the laundry machines powerful enough to handle the Internet, but that costs like nine bucks per machine if you're mass producing, tops.

Or you could set up a quick phone alarm.

You know, I swear to God you are Wubcake

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