" -The Hat Mann
Jun
10th
2015
Poem: The Ace Attorney · 2:44am Jun 10th, 2015
Join him as he travels,
To the sound of gavels.
Through all the Payne, he walks for Miles,
Proving against all their denials!
Though perhaps it's just Karma,
All his trials end in drama!
No matter how bleak, he makes it evident,
That his client is innocent!
As he marches on,
No-one's pawn,
With the help of his greatest friend,
He keeps up until the bitter end!
As lucky a four leaf clover,
Never crying until it's all over!
Even if he's low on cash,
He'll always rise up from the ash!
Inspired by that old ghost,
For his clients, he'll do the most!
God forbid you make a contradiction,
Or you'll hear him cry "Objection!"
If you stand against him, prepare to fight,
For you face Phoenix Wright!
After all these years, prepare to see,
The legendary Ace Attorney!
I got chills...
3135966 I'm glad you liked it! I'm starting Apollo Justice now, and liking it. Despite the criticism about Phoenix's more cynical personality, I think it works well.
Objection, your honor!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7952743
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7952751
3136016 Did you make that just for this post? If not, that is oddly specific. Personally, I still consider 1 and 2 to be the best of the trilogy, but I'm not every critic.
3136028 I prefer 3. And, yes. I used this site to do it.
3136045 Thanks!
3136045 Let's see...
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3136028 Also, new game coming out in Japan next month. Called 大逆転裁判 -成歩堂龍ノ介の冒險-(Great Turnabout Trial: The Adventures of Ryūnosuke Naruhodō), it's a prequel to the saga, and I quote.
"Unlike previous canonical games in the series, which were set in the near future and featured somewhat futuristic technology, Dai Gyakuten Saiban will be set near the end of Japan's Meiji period, when the profession of "defense attorney" was still a fairly new concept in Japanese society. The game will star Phoenix Wright's ancestor Ryūnosuke Naruhodō,[4] and a female judicial assistant named Susato Mikotoba. Although the game initially takes place in Japan, the two later travel to the United Kingdom and work cases alongside the renowned detective Sherlock Holmes." *british intensifies*
Holy shizz, Sherlock Holmes in an Ace Attorney game! I'm so giddy I could punch a trouser snake's goolies clean orf!
3136068 We're still waiting for Batman to show up.
3136067 OVERRULED!
3136078 Fair enough.
3136071 He wasn't born yet. Meiji period was 1868–1912, Batman didn't happen until... Oh... He looks to be thirty, and he was first shown in the 30's... so... He COULD be alive by then, but he wouldn't be Batman yet.
3136085 Now, onto the real matter, WHO KILLED OLD MAN WITHERS?
3136091 Himself, because when he tried to reverse to polarity of the multi-negatron transmission sorting device, he poisoned the coffee.
3136088 I just meant in any Phoenix Wright game.
3136101 Oh.
3136097 I have evidence against this! During my investigation, I saw the maid POUR OUT HIS WASTED COFFEE INTO THE SINK!