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Badmiral Biscuit


Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

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  • 53 weeks
    Furry Foray Contest—a retrospective

    Furry Foray Contest, a retrospective.

    For anyone who was paying attention to this account or FimFiction in general, there were suddenly a bunch of crossover fics with very specific furry characters . . . somebody ran a contest. Probably can't link to it, 'cause the rules, but it was called the Furry Foray Festival.

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  • 257 weeks
    Suddenly, another blog post!

    So I probably ought to tell anybody who cares that I'll be at EFNW. As my much more popular alter-ego, of course. Nobody wants to talk to a sapient (barely) coffee pot that occasionally writes pony smut, most of which is trolly anyway.

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    Practical Examination

    Well here you go kids. Got a new story percolating through moderation even as we speak. It's just a short little thing, but y'all might like it.

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  • 465 weeks
    Wow, a blog post!

    Yeah, you don't get a lot of these here. But that's probably not why you're following this account, amirite?

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    Featured!

    If that don't just beat all.

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May
20th
2015

Wow, a blog post! · 2:37am May 20th, 2015

Yeah, you don't get a lot of these here. But that's probably not why you're following this account, amirite?



Good news is that I'm actively thinking of a follow-up to Dazzling the Dazzlings. 'Cause y'all asked nicely. Also good news, DtD is on Equestria After Dark, and it's getting gloriously close to breaking 10k views.

I've also got a six-or-more-chapter fic in the works; that'll be along some time or another. Depends on how much writing time I have. Since I'm feeling magnanimous, I'll give you a preview, appropriately censored so that the mods won't get mad.

She yawns and nestles just a little bit more against you; you respond by squeezing her gently and running your fingers down her forelegs. It took a bit of experimentation to find just the right position—why there aren't dozens of ponies in town with eyepatches is beyond you. Her horn is a menace.

As you run your fingers gently through her coat, you suddenly realize that you've got a growing problem in your pajama bottoms. Your brain has been urging caution all night long—she may be female, but she's not exactly human—but it's fair to say not everyone got the memo, and your :yay: has come to the conclusion that she's got all the parts in more or less the right places.

With a slight groan of regret, you loosen your grip on Twilight and roll onto your back. That, at least, will avoid offending her until you're able to get yourself back under control.

Bad news is that I'm gonna be out of the country for a week . . . family stuff. Of course, in the down time, I might make some forward progress. Besides, it's not like I exactly do regular updates here.

I tagged DtD, since it's a hint of a sequel announcement.

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Comments ( 8 )

So that snippet is a 2nd person x anthro Twilight fic?

Sign me up!

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Normal, non-anthro Twilight. I guess it isn't exactly clear in the snippet (the 'not exactly human' bit).
Glad you're intrigued!

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The "all the parts in more or less the right places" is what made me conclude anthro, actually. And if it's pony Twilight instead of anthro, then I'm afraid I'm not intrigued at all.

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The "all the parts in more or less the right places" is what made me conclude anthro, actually.

Yeah--funny how I didn't really notice how it could be taken until you pointed out that it might be anthro . . . curse short snippets!

And if it's pony Twilight instead of anthro, then I'm afraid I'm not intrigued at all.

Alright, that's fair.

I look forward to it. Thank you. :heart::moustache:

Pony Twi?

You have mah attention

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I hope I've got the chops to pull it off...

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:heart:

3104518 I believe in you! You got this! :pinkiehappy:

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