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Kwakerjak


A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

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  • 295 weeks
    Update (Without excuses this time!)

    Guess what? I'm done writing the next chapter of Manifesto.

    I just need to give my prereaders a day or two to look over it, and then it'll go up.

    Until then, here's Despacito being played on a guzheng.

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  • 306 weeks
    Hey, everyone.

    I've somehow gotten out of the habit of posting updates. Oops.

    Anyway, you've no doubt noticed that I don't post as often as I once did in the past. This is largely because improvements in my life situation mean I have the wherewithal to engage in hobbies other than writing fanfiction.

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  • 329 weeks
    Update.

    Goodness, it's been a while, hasn't it? You're probably wondering why my pace has slowed down on Manifesto. Well, there are several reasons, but the most relevant one is that I find myself rewriting large swaths of this chapter as I zero in on the best plan for Sunset to take. I'm basically going back and forth between two ideas that can't really be combined into a single one, and for

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  • 341 weeks
    New Story Incoming

    In case you missed my last blog post, I'm taking a break from the adventures of Celestia and Daring Do to write the next Petriculture story. At this point it looks like it'll be fairly short -- about two chapters long -- and I recently finished up the first chapter, which will be posted once my prereaders give it a final once-over.

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  • 346 weeks
    Update

    Okay, so here's what's going on with me.

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May
8th
2015

Why, Internet? Why? · 2:06am May 8th, 2015

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Report Kwakerjak · 443 views · #music
Comments ( 14 )

Dat accordion tho'.

#2 · May 8th, 2015 · · ·

No. Nononononono! NNNOOOOOOO!!!!! :raritydespair:

Sunny #3 · May 8th, 2015 · · ·

This is awesome :pinkiegasp:

The correct question to ask here is not "why?", but "Why not?".

New Personal Goal: Learn Accordion.

Because they can.

Because they must.

Oh my god. That was hysterical. :pinkiehappy:

This made me smile in the morning. :pinkiesmile:

Because the modern online community is a manifestation of Humanity's collective Id; a mish-mash of hatred, love, desire, apathy, and lulz. Anything and everything that can exist, will exist, brought forth from the darkest reaches of souls tortured and black, or angelically pristine. It is the Alpha, it is the Omega. It is God's revenge for atheism. It is atheists' revenge for religion. Pain, pleasure, suffering, joy, the lines between these blur into unfathomable non-Euclidean shapes until all who gaze upon it go mad.

It will swallow your soul.

JOIN US

:pinkiecrazy: "We also have cupcakes."
:pinkiesick: "But not THAT kind."
:pinkiehappy: "The yummy tasty oh so delicious kind because they're made with sugar and spice and everything nice like butter and eggs and milk and mint and blueberries for the frosting because it's just such an odd combination but I still prefer Key Lime better for some occasions but not on Cinco Hay Mane-o then Tequila works best but key limes kind of fit in better than key deer but key deer are cute and I think Fluttershy has some but they don't like limes they prefer oatmeal and I'm like 'Oatmeal, are you CRAZY?' and they kind of stared at me and then backed away slowly kind of like you're doing and hey don't go the party has just started!"

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Anything and everything that can exist, will exist, brought forth from the darkest reaches of souls tortured and black, or angelically pristine.

Anything? If that's the case, let me know when the internet produces an a cappella cover of "Battleflag" by Lo Fidelity Allstars, because I can't find one anywhere.

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"Give her time." :pinkiecrazy:

Morse code on the accordion!! (The tune starts out by playing 5 T 5.)
...Being a "Ham" I tend to hear Morse when "Sandstorm" is played.
There's a lot of 5s in it! :twilightsheepish: :unsuresweetie:

This video shocked and amazed me. It also made me want to hear more accordian.

I think I have found my new ring-tone...

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