Welcome t' me crew! · 1:55pm Apr 30th, 2015
Avast! A triple-digit band o' scurvy wankers 'n landlubbers y'be! I need a bigger boat, mateys! Thank ye fer boardin', an' enjoy the ride!
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
Avast! A triple-digit band o' scurvy wankers 'n landlubbers y'be! I need a bigger boat, mateys! Thank ye fer boardin', an' enjoy the ride!
I'm just here for the booty. And the plunderin'.
And the booty plunderin'.
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Ye came t' the right ship, then, matey!