Okay you guys I just finished working on a collab with my good friend: Blake El Negro Diablo. This story was just too epic that it killed me while I was typing this and then I died to death while I died. This story follows the remarkable tale of everyone's favourite Cod. (No not the zombies one) This epic features love, fire, cinders and naan. I would I highly recommend you read and I challenge
You horse fuckers wanna know what I've been up to? Nothing, well nothing you need to know at least, anyway I assume you know of Mr Jay? That faggot that's my number one stalker? Well he's recently written a great story about love, sun and fried chicken.
It's a RWBY fic, but a damn good one (perhaps a spiritual successor to the epic Naan trilogy) anyway go check it out.
I love Nov 5th because fireworks are so shiny it makes me cry tears of blood :,) Oh and if you think I'm dead, I'm not. What would you do if I told you I'm actually writing a story? Shocking I know! I am Lesbian Adagio Dazzle: Goddess of Lesbians and Empress of Procrastination. Adore me, my subjects~
I don't seem to go on here as much as I used to... or write as much. Maybe I'm just suffering from severe writer's block... Or Skpeing and playing Uncharted 2 with my m8s Flash Sentry and Rarity is just way too fun. Either way, the point is that this image fabulous. Answer truthfully or else I'll steal your Waifu and Wifi.
Omg you guise I'm so happy I could cri evry teim i meen dnt even kno i swer on me mummy! To celebrate this wondrous occasion, let's all draw me as one of those french girls! I'll start!
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Such ship.
Much Dazzle.
Wow.
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I saw this and enjoyed it greatly.
Don't lie, you ship Adagio X Every Female.
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That's actually false.
I don't ship me with Granny Smith.
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Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm sorta human too! ):<<
3018707 Aww but Granny wants some love too!
Do you prefer being with a person or pony? Human Rarity or pony Rarity?
Drama queen and Siren queen. SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX!
i thought you didn't like rarity?
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Don't you worry child
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Tell her I said she's a creepy bitch
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She's decent I suppose
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well.. someone's opinion changed :3
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Kill yourself fgt
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aaaaand some things never change
love you too Dagi
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The point is I'm so British I could be Charity Case over there in a British-off!
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donate to help make Dagi less british?
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Why would you do that?
I think I sound simply divine darling!
...
Oh no...
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DONATE NOW! your help is desperately needed!
we don't know how much more british she can get...
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Shut it, you tosser!
I'm perfectly fine!
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oh hey look someone donated..... it's aria?
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How quaint.
But why?
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maybe she's got something against the british?
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I wonder why...
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maybe she just doesn't like you...
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I like her :3
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but she doesn't like your britishness...
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I can change damn it!
*Adopts a Texan accent*
Better?
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what accent is that supposed to be?
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am Apul jeck nao
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you mean apple jackoff?
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You read it :')
Don't know how to feel about a manipulative, she-witch who uses her good looks to deceive people getting it on with Adagio Dazzle.
Nice video, though.
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what did i read?
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nothing go die
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but i read your fics
3019329 Why?
Why would you do this?
'Mildly surprising'? More like mildly amusing.
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'cause they're good?
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They are?
3019382 How so?
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It was gonna happen eventually, everyone expects these things from you.
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yee
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Really? :D
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yee...
except maybe the first one.. 'cause that one's just a mess...
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And that's why we should have sex on a park bench
3019464 That was my first fanfic ever... XD
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still.. it wasn't good...
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But it wasn't shit
I'd say below mediocre