Door Matt's Marvellous Mad May of Madness Month · 9:42pm Apr 22nd, 2015
Evenin' all.
I haven't been jolly active as of late (for a variety of reasons) and I plan to change that in a rather big way. Mostly because I feel slightly guilty that everyone who took the time to follow me is getting diddly squat to show for it.
So then, what's the plan? Introducing: Door Matt's Marvellous Mad May of Madness Month.
What the deuce could such a confusing title mean? Well, if all goes well, expect to see four brand spanking new fics released during next month, with overlapping update schedules. I've meaning to do something like this for a long while, as in the past I've relied on updating stories as I go. This time will be totally different. I should have everything written and checked well in advance, which should also mean a boost in typical quality too. Radical.
And the content of these fics?
1) My current Writeoff entry.
2) A Flash Sentry-centric story (don't judge, wait and see).
3) Yet another meme-inspired comedy (should be my best one yet ^^)
4) And likely a silly one-shot using this image as the cover art:
Lovely!
BUT WAIT! IT'S NOT OVER YET
Time depending, there'll be a final fic appearing towards the end of the month to close everything off. Something I've been meaning to publish for quite some time... 
GET. HYPE.
This totally happened. You haven't been offline for eighteen weeks and six days with no activity or anything. Wait a second...