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Stalins Moustache


"Silence is an argument carried by other means"-Che Guevara

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  • 411 weeks
    Don't you just love it when...

    When you come home late in the night from a school trip to Berlin tired, jetlagged but happy you got the chance to go but wind up sleeping in the next day because who really wants to wake up at 7:00 to go to school when you look outside and notice snow. It was also the perfect scenario to have missed the bus and have to walk all the way to school, which took an hour in the cold :fluttercry:

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  • 414 weeks
    New Profile Picture

    Finally have a picture of the big man himself-Uncle Joe

    Only took me a little more than two years to figure it out :derpytongue2:

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  • 477 weeks
    The new chapter is finally complete

    So as you can probably already tell from the title, the new chapter of A Crystal Revolution is up.

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  • 477 weeks
    Guess who's back

    So after a long absence I have gotten so bored distraught with life over the loss of this community that I'm rebooting my old account. So if anyone wants to just get in touch or even needs a place to talk, I'm only a PM away :pinkiehappy:

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  • 505 weeks
    Fallout 4, amongst other things

    welp it's finally came true, my dream of reaching seventy followers right before the Fallout 4 announcement :pinkiehappy:

    Here's a link to the trailer for the long awaited return of the messiah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE2BkLqMef4

    So anyway pre ordering it for more than obvious reasons :raritywink:, I'm so pumped right now :pinkiecrazy:

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Apr
10th
2015

50 Followers, Hot Damn · 8:11pm Apr 10th, 2015

Damn, fifty followers, now there's something I never expected :twilightsheepish:. I love each and every one of you Equally :rainbowlaugh:.
I was thinking of doing some competitions, but short of a full blood transfusion theres not much of a prize to be offered :applejackunsure:

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Um...what? Also, I dint want a full blood transfusion and I doubt that anyone fits so it would be better to just not offer anything.

2969037 lol, alright then, it's a bit late however, I got two IV bags full and nowhere to store them :unsuresweetie:

2969040 I'm O-, so I suppose it is comrade :pinkiecrazy:

2969044 Um...donate then to your local hospital comrade.

2969047 I suppose so, although I think it could be used in the greatest prank of all time, speaking of I feel a tad faint. Nighty-night everyone :rainbowlaugh:

2969055 What prank comrade? I love pranks, especially those that involve blood. Good night comrade, May your sleep be restful because not having a good night's sleep sucks.

2969058 lol, you do know going to sleep with a couple of litres of blood missing can lead to your brain shutting off

2969059 I wouldn't be surprised if afterwards they gave comrade bear a glass or two of vodka

2969061 Oh holy shit. Does that kill you? Did you actually just take out some if your blood it what the hell did you do?

2969066 lol, no I didn't lose any blood :rainbowlaugh:. You're quite gullible, no offense intended :pinkiesmile:

2969077 :rainbowlaugh: At least he picked up something positive from his grandpappy, the only thing I learnt from mine was how to get wasted on a mix of red bull, vodka and gin and then crash your car into a small villages only water source :applejackunsure:

2969070 It's okay, none taken. The thing is, sometimes I think that here's science that something might be going in but it doesn't make sense for it to be happening so K just ask around some more and find or what's actually happening. Like how right now you were acting like you lost blood but up till a point I thought you were just pretending. But then you have me reason to believe it might be true, so then I was confused.

Anyways, I'm glad your didn't randomly lose blood comrade. Good night.

2969098 wow, you know my family tree like the back of your hand don't you :rainbowlaugh:

2969130 I agree comrade, however if you had a long hard look at my family history you would more or less be gazing into the abyss and when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you

2969157 It took me far too long to find it XD, but alas I can now die in peace :raritystarry:

Our influence grows ever stronger comrade Stalin!

2969180 We also have KGB agent in equestria, soon we can put an end too those semen stories.

2969201 I will rejoice at the day the oppressive semen regime shall be destroyed. But our agent must be ever vigilant, lest the semen attacks him

2969206 Soon enough they shall be topple and we shall be the ones standing in the ring with our fist raised high! WE WILL USE THEIR CORPSES TO BUILD MONUMENTS OF SUCH INSOLENCE!!!

2969218 Exactly comrade, however we must bide our time and use subterfuge and other such tactics to topple them. An all out assault now would only serve to destroy us

2969222 We've waited over a century, what Is another 1 or 2 century's right? The second proletariat revolution shall set everything right.

2969229 Exactly comrade, I shall lead the Western European side of the revolution. Specifically around the Atlantic and Baltic states

2969256 And to you as well comrade :moustache:

2969260 *Grows owl wings and head* God I'm good at bein an owl. *flies off flapping arms* HOOT HOOT!

2969272 Ummmmm :rainbowderp:, well we do all have weird talents :rainbowlaugh:

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