New Standalone One-Shot - The Definitive Guide to Pony Anatomy · 6:15pm Apr 4th, 2015
Hello all! Is everyone hyped from the new season? Being British I have zero access to the new season at the moment, so I'm just sitting here listening to everyone else across the pond rave about how awesome it was.
Have you all ever felt confused with all the pony anatomy terms people sling around? All this talk of withers, hocks, fetlocks, docks and plots? Well, prepare to be even MORE confused, for I have written you all a new story. Behold, the The Definitive Guide to Pony Anatomy, brought to you by our one and only Butler. Written to prepare humanity for the inevitable first contact with ponykind, this guide is meant to be the final word in defining pony anatomy in human terms. This publication was very officially endorsed by the Throne of the Moon and rather silently tolerated by the Throne of the Sun.
This was originally written as an interlude chapter for Butler. Then I realized it was completely unrelated to the rest of the story and would just annoy those of you waiting for the next chapter. So I decided to release it as a standalone one-shot. For those of you wondering about the status of Butler, it is progressing well, but knowing me it'll probably still be a while until I release it.
Here's a snippet from work-in-progress:
"COFFEE! THY PRINC-...IRRESISTABLY ADORABLE FILLY DEMANDS IT!" Dark Side boomed in her Royal Canterlot Voice.
Credit where it's due, not even the fear of everything that is darkness and caffeine could get in the way of Mr. Saddle Bucks' excellent customer service. "H-how would y-you like your coffee?" He offered with a squeak, much like an entreaty for mercy.
"Right NOW!" Dark Side roared.
If you want to see the opening for the new season, you can find it on youtube.
A link here, if you want to go ahead and watch it. I don't know if it'll remain on youtube, though. The HUB was pretty cool about leaving episodes up, but Discovery Family doesn't always leave them be.
2945230 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEES! Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you you you you youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
*Locks door, blanket on, headphones on full, hikkikomori-mode ON.
From DeviantArtist dm29 (Julian Yeo)
Parts of an Equestria Pony - Female Equine
Parts of an Equestria Pony - Male Equine
2945468 That is adorable!
I got the idea from the thread I linked in the description - http://www.fimfiction.net/group/198383/bat-ponies-and-thestrals-stories-of-the-night/thread/165789/anatomy-of-the-batpony
Bat pony edition!
2945396 I JUST GOT DIABETES! I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW!