Dear Princess Molestia... · 11:30pm Apr 1st, 2015
Dear Princess Molestia:
Today I learned that it's a terrible idea to try to pass off a collection of ponified greentext stories from a tumblr blog about social justice warriors as a legit story, because the FimFiction mods will catch it, no matter how hard you try.
Fortunately, my April submission has been filled early, and that readers will not be left waiting. The story in question has been uploaded to FimFiction and it can be found here. The password is "triggered". Like I am after getting that rejection notice from the story approvers. I admit that they're the ones in the right here since they're just doing their job and because it's clearly outlined in the site rules that this sort of thing isn't allowed, but I want to act like a whiny little shit instead...
Nah, it's more because I still want to share it and I don't feel like writing anything legitimate to replace it, so here ya go: one (1) 'story,' consisting of nine (9) separate anecdote/vignettes about life in Equestria after it's been taken over by Tumblr, carefully adapted from their original human form, degreentext-ified and embellished upon by yours truly, and delivered to you courtesy of FimFiction's servers. An actual 'legit' story you can put into groups and stuff will be up in May.
Your faithful student, Twiface Sparkle. 
P.S.: Hopefully none of Knighty's goons or any of those pesky SJW's read this. If you are caught with this letter in your possession, you are to swallow it and digest its contents immediately.
Best story ever, I have no idea why mods didn't approve it. The format is actually OK, the contents? well... the contents are probably going to be a battleground for the first tumblr invasion war.
But that's ok, I mean more visitor = more ad = more money for knighty. Don't see why it wasn't approved, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and those little tumblr user can only bitch, not like anyone there is actually capable of some form of attack against the server. The Fimfiction server is actually quite good for a site made by fans for fans.
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I agree. Fimfiction is a great site for fans, and the fact that it has standards and moderators means it doesn't get filled with all the half-finished mediocre garbage that's on Fanfiction.net.
That being said, I know exactly why my story was rejected: because it blatantly breaks the story submission rules. This particular story will remain unapproved since it's the very thing that the admins don't want on this site: a collection of greentext stories that originally had nothing to do with MLP, then ponified and posted to FimFiction. The moderators are just doing their job, and my stories don't get all that much publicity anyway.
I'm glad you like it though!