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Pirate Jesus

Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

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  • 214 weeks
    So, I changed my name a bit.

    Now before you lot start thinking I've been getting into the rum, let me explain.

    So, as some of you remember, the last picture of me in the flesh I put up here about a year ago, and some of you commented even then that I looked like a pirate due to me growing my hair and goatee out.

    Well, I kept growing it and now, thanks to my Jewish blood, I literally look like Jesus.

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  • 215 weeks
    Oh, Hey guys!

    (Blows dust off old account)

    Hey, y'all. Sorry I was gone for a bit.

    What'd I miss this time?

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  • 244 weeks
    Can Someone Summarize this Blasted Show?

    So, As you all know, I left the fandom for a while, and I'm now trying to get in some faculty back into it. However, I've run into a problem: apparently I've missed a lot since the Season 4 finale. So, what I'm asking of you my dear followers, is there any way y'all can bring me up to speed on what's been going on with all this? I don't have enough time to catch up on last season, or even the

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  • 249 weeks
    School's Out For Winter!

    Yep, just got my transcript for the semester after a particularly long finals season. 4 B's in Medieval European History, Modern East Asian History, Leadership and Interpersonal Skills, and History of Alabama, rounding it out with a solid A in Leadership Theory. Needless to say, I'm relieved.

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  • 260 weeks
    I Can't Stop!

    I should probably be working on the paper due in an hour and a half, or at least on my story.

    Instead, I can't pull my eyes away from this.

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(IMPORTANT) · 4:46am Mar 17th, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm leaving the fandom for waters unknown.

Honestly, that's a little disingenuous. In practice I haven't truly been a part of this fandom for a long time. I haven't earnestly enjoyed the show since... I can't even remember how long. It's not that I hate it. I still admit that I find its quality mark far and above what the average is for animation aimed at families these days. However, I don't have any passion for the show or even the admittedly stellar fan art it inspired anymore. I've felt this way since at least this past November.

So why have I stayed? You fine people. You guys have truly been a blessing and an honor to get to know and work with. I can honestly say that many a time I have logged on and it has brightened my day to see you all gallivanting about with your ponies. Truth is, I just liked you guys too much to get myself to leave. However, recently I realized that is no reason to stay. The simple fact is that I don't have any passion for ponies anymore and all my writings on them is forced to put it lightly. I've been trying to stay active because I don't want to lose this community, but caught in a paradox that all the original fiction I've been working on is unpublishable here.

So, it is with a heavy heart that I resign from Fimfiction at this time. I want to stress that this is not because I am angry, sad, or otherwise emotionally upset. It's just my time to move on. That said, I do love you guys' company, so I am inviting the lot of you to come follow my literary blog at The Thinking Bench to stay in touch and see what new projects I'm working on. One of my FiM stories, All Along the Watchtower, is being rewritten as an original fiction story and several new short stories are just awaiting my sober editing to be posted, so if you like historical fiction, scifi, fantasy, or southern gothic stories- or just like my writing style- then I recommend you mosey on over.

Welp, It's been really fun, you guys, and the lot of you have been the best crew an old salt could ask for. I hope to see you lot again on many future adventures. Til then, "take what you can; give nothing back."

With steadfast loyalty,
Pirate King Fowler

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Comments ( 14 )

Are you sure? Cause if you are I am going to remove you from my follower list.

I am. Again, If you want to stay in touch I have that link to my blog, but I certainly understand unfollowing a dead account.

I'm glad to have known you for the short time that I did.

Likewise, friend. Remember I'll still be at the blog if you need to stop in for some rum or a sailing story.

2884696 Eh... nah man. I follow enough and I don't know if I'll be too interested in something new. Maybe later. Welp.
Bai! :yay: You'll miss the ponies though. :rainbowkiss:

We'll see. Have to say, I doubt I'll miss them, but I've been wrong before.

2884749 Tis all good either way. Bye

Kinda makes me wish I had the gumption to write original stuff. Good luck out there!

Thanks. And for the record, speaking as a fan and a colleague, your stories are plenty good enough to get published. You should really try writing something outside fimfic, man.

So long, Captain.

I guess I can stop following you now.

Aye, mate.

If you're interested, you can follow my fancy new professional blog, but that's up to you.

I'll think about.

Fair winds and good seas, Captain, tis a sad time when we loose one of our own. But nothing lasts forever, not you and not me, unfortunately for me though I'm a stubborn Northmen who has a massively long story list and I wanna finish it goddangit!

Anyway, farewell.

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