Epic Update Time! · 5:16pm Jul 9th, 2012
Hello again!
This is your friendly neighborhood Invictus here, bringing you your semi-weekly-ish dose of telling you when to expect the next chapter of Magic and Mayhem!
And by that he means when to expect the next delay!
Whu-... What the-!? How'd you find me again!? How'd you get in here!? And where did that pail of sponges even come from!?
That's not important. What is important is that you've been breaking your promise to release new chapters on time. And everypony knows that breaking your promises is a good way to-...
No! I covered my tracks this time! I faked my own death! How... did you...!?
Sorry... please continue...
... to lose a friend forever!. So, it's time to suck down some inspiration juice and get to writing!
B-But... I was finally sober. I apologized to Luna, moved 1,000 miles away, got a job and a home. I'm a productive member of society now! I don't wanna go back! I don't wanna be that guy again! Look how clean my tie is!
QUIT WHINING AND GET TO WORK! Auntie Pinkie needs her stories! Now, open wide and say aaaaah!
Oh, god, not again... no, get away! What are you- AAAAAAHHHHHGLURGHLE...!
... gasp... glurgle...
... glurgle...
... ... ... ...
Aaaahhh, that's the stuff. Thanks, Bossmare. I can't believe I almost abandoned my most magnificently rewarding career for this piddling little pseudo-life. How anyone can deal with this so called "real life" is truly beyond my ken.
Excellent! That's the drunken, rambling, self-aggrandizing hobo spirit we all know and love! When can I expect the next chapter of my adventures with the psychic chump?
I'll have it finished in no time at all. And by that, I mean by this Friday the 13th. It'll be in Luna's hooves by then... dramatic pause... even if it kills her.
You're not supposed to actually say "dramatic pause" to-... you know what, that's fine. Keep right on doing that.
EVIL CACKLING LAUGHTER! CONVENIENT BACKGROUND LIGHTNING STRIKE! DRAMATIC REVERB!
Right. I'm going back the lab. I'm this close to perfecting chocolate hay-bacon strip rain. Oh... and don't let me catch you wussing out on me again... or I will find you...
You got it, Bossmare! You can probably count on me, maybe!
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What are you all looking at!? Go take a flying leap! I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep... and miles to go before I sleep...
You break your promised deadline dates? You drink while writing your story?
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Edit: Also, stay off of vent when you should be writing!
Geez, even your blogs are entertaining.
Invictus has the best story and the best blog.
I always kinda hated that poem (the exact name escapes me), but that was a cute little reference at the end. I also didn't know we had another Friday the 13th this month. Kewl.