We are not the weirdest people out there

You know about the dinosaur porn book, "Taken by the T-Rex." But did you know about...

... and it's free today!

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[diealein]

My brain hurts now

[Lord Of Dorkness]

...Did the long-straight block give her a Tetris in the end?

...

Although come to think about it, that would be rather grim-dark and not very sexy unless you're into gorn.

[Biker_Dash]

Now I want that dino porn

[Scootareader]

I immediately downloaded it and am in the process of reading it.

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It's getting interesting.

They also put this picture in it.
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[Scootareader]

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[Georg]

Free... and still overcharging.

[Lord Of Dorkness]

2873599

...

Dear Lord, and I thought 'Vase De Noces' was the oddest darn actually published porn I'd ever hear about.

(Anybody morbidly curious, don't Google that name. Go here instead, that page has a censored analysis/review/mocking of the 'movie.' Trust me, it's far more entertaining, and will save you an eye-gauging.)

[Titanium Dragon]

"I may disapprove of a movie for going too far, and yet have a sneaky regard for a movie that goes much, much farther than merely too far."
- Roger Ebert

[Trick Question]

I wish I could say this surprised me. Or that this was anywhere remotely near the kind of weird sex I've seen. Have you heard of cholesterol porn? Yeah, that's a thing. It features cutaways of clogged arteries. I suppose you could call it a subset of heart porn and forced feeding though, so even that's kind of tame on the ladder.

I also wish I could say I don't write numerous Amazon reviews about these kinds of things.

I'm currently in 1,434th place on the most-trusted Amazon reviewer rankings. I'm not sure how I feel about that. At least I occasionally will write a pony-related review or two.

[Lord Of Dorkness]

2873783

Sadly, not to my knowledge.

Quite a bit of it is 'you'll only belive it if you see it' level stuff so I really recommend that video anyway, but if you're on a limited data-plan or something I understand.

Closest thing I can think of right before bed would be taking a peek at the Brows Held High TvTropes page, and see there if the show sounds worth it in general.

I could give a more in-dept description of 'Vase De Noces' under spoiler tags if you want, but it's one of the best episodes of that show; just because it's analysis/making fun of a movie that keeps topping itself in what-the-fuckery.

If it's 'just' the content though, Kyle (the host) censors anything sexual with in-edited clip-out pictures, and even goes so far as to only describe especially vile stuff done in the name of freaky porn 'art.'

[Lord Of Dorkness]

2873749

...Wow. And that actually excites people?

Honestly, sometimes I wonder if the only reason aliens haven't come to us yet, is because the entire galaxy is terrified our level of species-wide perversion might be contagious.

[Admiral Biscuit]

I could download that and write a crossover!

EDIT: should have read the comments first. Thanks to 2873572's brave trailblazing, I have everything I'd need to know to write a crossover.

[Rao the Red Sun]

Another day gone by and the Internet doesn't fail to surprise me.

[PresentPerfect]

Ehh, Tetris porn has kind of been a Thing for a while. Usually brought up in "what's the weirdest porn you've ever read?" conversations. As in, that's the entire reason for its existence. :B

[FanOfMostEverything]

I can't say I'm surprised. It exists. This is the Internet. No exceptions.

[ForSpite]

You know about the dinosaur porn book, "Taken by the T-Rex."

Why would you assume that we knew about that?

[HoofBitingActionOverload]

So is it like puzzle sex? Figure out how to get it all to fit right and then you win!

I guess that's all sex really is anyway...

This book could really be some brilliant metaphor for sexual frustration and dissatisfaction. Who knows? Not me. I'm not gonna read it.

[TheJediMasterEd]

What's so weird about Taken by the T-Rex? I'm straight and I still think Marc Bolan's kinda hot:

[AppleTank]

Welp.
That happened.
Maybe it was bound to happen.
Like intergalactic phone sex.

[TheJediMasterEd]

2874315

Like intergalactic phone sex.

Good Christ--I'm imagining the per-minute rates...

[nemryn]

2873572
I find it hard to believe that the Z would be one of her favorite shapes. Those bastards are awful.

[AppleTank]

2874434
Eakin wrote a story called "first contact", in which humans get a satellite from ponies. When an audio connection was established, phone sex started 11 minutes later.

[TheJediMasterEd]

2874488

"LIVE Palanians want to emfoze with YOU! ..."

[Blue_Paladin42]

2874449
Clearly she is a master of the game.

[kalash93]

BH, block you.

[yamgoth]

And here I was, thinking they couldn't make nerdier porn than that one video with scientist sex.

Also, this picture was never more relevant. Hoers 96 ftw

i.imgur.com/nf7Omft.jpg

[Lars]

Oh for the love of fuck.
I don't even know how to respond to this.

[TheJediMasterEd]

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"Yes, Fortunado--for the love of fuck."