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TheJoker


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Mar
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Yes I really did change... deal with it · 3:00pm Mar 12th, 2015

Y'know I find pretending to be someone your not more fun so... what the hell, here goes nothing...

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2869914 and I thought my jokes were bad...

2869981 serious, delirious... Whats the difference these days....

Comment posted by The Sexy Assistant deleted Mar 12th, 2015

Well this is definetly a good look for you little mortal the purple goes extremely well with your madness HAHAHAHAHA

2870260 It is a new era my friend... An era of pure laughter and happiness.... Of course that all depends on where your standing...

2870321 Hopefully upon a mound of cheese and bones looking down upon the burning cities and people of your enemies

2870864 Then again we can only hope... heheheehehhe...

2872364 Who needs hope when you have a hydra made of exploding Cheddar HAHAHAHA

2872969 True true but, think. sicking a hydra on your enemies may be entertaining least to say but, wheres the fun in that? Y'know, murder is like eating a delicious banquet of food... eating it up right away is no fun... You see my friend in my opinion you need to savor the delectable dishes with slowness, just like your enemies. It makes it all the more fun.

2875785 And you my dear little mortal fail to realise what I am, a god I can travel the multiverse and all plains of existence excluding the last that means I have plenty of enemies I can kill, and all the time in existence to do it and I have, I have tried every type of murder known to mortal minds: plague, war, natural disaster, economical disaster, disease, madness, bananas etc... So you questioning the way I have my fun is like an ant wondering why a man doesn't digest food by spiting acid on it, speaking of *I click my fingers and a bucket of acid falls on your leg* HAHAHAHAHAHA

2875830 and YOU fail to realize that is the one flaw with immortality once you've done everything your basically... pointless. You see your purpose leaves you and your now a wandering soul simply urging for death. Sad. The way I see it is that with death I'm more... how do I put this... appreciative. Killing things, I have to to make the most of it before I one day pass. Death defines us, eternal life is a curse. When your immortal you only have one true enemy, boredom. You can run. you can hide. But, that my friend is an enemy that can not be defeated.

2876405 And that is why I travel the multiverse while i'm not ruling over the shimmering isles and spreading madness. The way the multiverse work my dear little mortal is that every creative fought or idea spawns a new universe where that event and thought happens. And with all the sentient beings there are and have been the multiverse is positively endless which means there are endless possibility's to entertain ones self and to bring pain to others

2876445 And your point is? Even with an infinite amount of beings to kill that doesn't mean things wont start to be similar. Listen Me and you being such brilliant people, we could go on forever like this, so lets just end this waste of time, no? What was that old saying... ah yes! Agree to disagree... Heheheheh... ahahhaahhah!

2876484 Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little *I click my fingers and a block of strong cheese appears in your hands* just don't eat it all at once now the side effects would then outweigh the benefits HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2876830 got any toast? I'm feeling grilled cheesey...

2876838 Oh you feel like grilled cheese? THEN YOU SHALL HAVE IT *I click my fingers and you turn into a grilled cheese* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Barbus I have some food for you, you mangy mutt!

2876856 mellty hot. ouch. By the way If you happen to see any bats around here a heads up would be nice. literally. Heads up get it? HAHAHHAHH!!!

2876883 BATS! I hate bats, or was it rats. I can't remember, lets just say both HAHAHAHAHAHA

2877357 Oh. Oh no. Alright well.. RUN! Hahah!!

2885311 GET BACK HERE JOKER.

*goes after you*

2885345 *Pull comically large button out of pocket* I would slow down If I were you! No? Alright then *presses button* Cage opens from behind me Oh how bout a little friendly reunion between a couple of good friends OH croc! Hehehehh.. HAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!

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