A Sad Announcement · 9:09pm Mar 8th, 2015
Wwell guys, looks like this is it. It's been good to know ya.
A Sad Announcement
(click to read on FoalFreePress.net, while you still can)
What happeened? Well, sadly, we've been sued. Turns out, people get rreally pissy about picking on them, eveen though they were totally in the wrong in the first place. But no, I guess we're totally the bad guys here. We've gone too far, now. I suppose it's only appropriate that we pull the plug, kkill our assets, and iirrevocably revoke and dismantle every post we've ever madde over the coming week or so. And that sucks, because we literally just picked up a couple of new crew members, too. Fahk.
Saddly, we will most definitely never update again. Certainly not tomorrow at precisely 4:20 PM EST, at any rate. No, we're calling it quits. Under the threat of such valid and purposeful legal action, what other action CAN we take? Lawyers cost an arm and a leg these days. Fuck that shit.
(Apologies if I make any dumb and/or blatant errors in this post, everyone. Ii'm literally tearinng up as I write this.)
It's been fun, gguys... lolfucknowearen'tgone
~Karma, F2P Admin
Well, here it is. Even the dumbest of us wouldn't have expected this.
Anyway, seems we must... Retreat, for now, so to speak. Even if it is because of some pompous pissant. No, for those of you wondering, you can't take the name and continue our legacy. That would be stupid.
Danke to those of you who continued to read our site. Even if it was just because you were scared we'd write about you. As if you're worth any notice. Don't be ridiculous.
~Captain Morgan, F2P Writer
Well, we helped kill a group. That's kinda-sorta an achievement we can be remembered by, right?
Oh well, back to writing smut.
~Minkie, F2P Reporter
blaze it, yo
What in the hell? How is this supposed to be taken seriously?
rip in pony
Goodbye, F2P.
WE hardly knew ye.
Suspiciously specific denial. I shall keep a tab open.
rest in pieces
;-;
edit: and I got rekt
good game mates
'Tis but a sorrowful day...
4/20 PM? Four-twenty?
...blaze it.
Blaze it? Weed. Weed? Snoop Dogg.
Snoop Dogg gets high. Planes go high.
9/11.
It's a conspiracy.
It's a little early for April Fools, guys.
Just goes to show, if you whine hard enough you can get whatever you want.
Rarity knew all along...
In all seriousness though this made me frown. Hopefully this isn't forever.
2860283 LOOMINARTY CONFIRMED!
2860283 9/11? The 11th letter of the greek alphabet is λ (Lambda). 9 is made up of three 3s. HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED
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Notice how Karma's announcement has some doubled letters in it? Put them together and see what it spells.
Meh, whatever.
The hat.jpg was a dead ringer for it. (For me, that is. If you have the same associations as me, well then "dude, that's creepy.")
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Son of a bitch.....
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Who else noticed the double letters in Karma's post?
Who else put took those letters and put them together?
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2860291 Such a thing exists?
2860369 ...There might be something hidden in the Captain's post too. EVERYONE SEARCH FOR A PATTERN!
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Illuminati!
He apparently circumvented the ban, because he was seen over an hour and a half ago.
mediafire.com/convkey/21b6/j5nyj3ohuz0tadyzg.jpg
It's also amazing that someone can cause such a ruckus/fracas in such a short amount of time.
2860369 It was kinda obvious anyway.
2860322 i got "We reking"... I think i missed afew...
...I'm skeptical.
2860322 Found one you missed.
This one's the oldest trick in the book, too. First letter of every sentence/every capital letter in Captain Morgan's bit.
2860434 It's missing the 'O' in 'Not'.
2860447 It's WE ARENT DEAD. Notice each word is split into paragraphs.
2860448 Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Fiddles like this aren't my forte.
That feeling when you can't tell if there is a sarcasm or not...
I shall carve a tombstone out of the stalagmites that will grow beneath the endless stream of tears I am shedding right now.
At least I can comfort myself with the knowledge that I won't be the only incredibly salty motherfucker out there.
Hmhmhmh... clever, guys. However, you're about a month off.
Confirmed for fake
See you tomorrow.
2860489 I don't see how. 4:20 is the most legit time of the day.
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The solution to the puzzle is WERE KIDDING.
So, did Minkie leave a coded message or not? Karma and Captain Morgan did, but I can't see anything else. This will literally drive me insane if I'm missing something.
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Another fun little tidbit: Try highlighting the entire line that "It's been fun, gguys" is on. Then do the same for the space at the very end of the post.
I should probably try doing that more often.
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No, it makes perfect sense! at exactly 4:20 EST, the whole fanbase will be reking, and eveyoune else will get rekt!
As absolutely hilarious and trollolololish this is FFP, it's actually slightly mean though that guy really is just... not one to be taken seriously or if taken seriously should be asked to move a few yards away.
I'm dying inside. I promise.
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2860525 you know? 4:20 blaze it?
2861313 Nope. I've never used the internet before today.
2861320 sure. That doesn't explain why i've seen you around before.
Well, this was fun
Btw, since I occasionally enjoy being "that guy", Daylight Savings was this morning guys, the least you could do is recognize that it would be 4:20PM EDT.
*sigh* No one cares anyway… just do what you want.
gg no re