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Jan
11th
2012

Substandard Stallion Soldier Sketches and Scribbles · 8:17am Jan 11th, 2012

Military history is my favorite subject. I happen to like My Little Pony. Sketching is one of my hobbies. So let's combine all three!

Equestria Daily is hosting a war-themed drawing contest thing, with five picture prompts released during this week. I can't wait to get started!

I will post my pictures here as the week progresses. But for now, here are some drawing's I've already done. Sorry about the picture quality, but I don't have a scanner so I have to use my camera.

Here's a llama soldier, armed with a sling and protected by a bronze helmet and a coat of thickly padded cotton.

And here's a donkey musketeer. The armor was quite fun to design. Note that the neck guard is not fixed to the breastplate, so it is still flexible. The musket is a matchlock design, and the butt has that funny spur because it's designed to be hooked on and braced against a special saddle. The front end of the musket is supported by a bipod that you can't really see.

These two pics are concept sketches for a fanfic I am outlining, tentatively titled Ultima Ratio Regum and featuring a war between ponies and burros. It will be a long story and is still in the planning stages, so before I try something that ambitious I'll continue writing about equine combat in Gratuitous Pony Battles.

Anyway, more drawings to come once the prompts start being posted on EQD. Hope you enjoy!

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Artist Training Grounds: Mock War, Day 1
Here's my entries for the first day of the drawing exercise. Prompt was "Draw a pony wearing armor or a uniform."
Just my sort of thing!
1.) Armored Pony
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2.) Derpy Wears a Helmet
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3.) General Fancy Pants
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4.) Unicorn Knight – This one didn't appear on EQD, probably because it was too big. Oh well.
i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/Pseudonym_Sam/Pwniez/UnicornKnight2.png

Artist Training Grounds: Mock War, Day 2
Now that the EQD pony war art thing has restarted, here's my entry for day 2, prompt being "Draw a pony in training."
Drill Sergeant Fluttershy
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Artist Training Grounds: Mock War, Day 3
The third prompt is "Draw a pony dueling."
So here's two ponies on the field of honor. I tried to make the one in the foreground resemble Andrew Jackson, but I'm not sure if I succeeded or not.
Pistols at Dawn
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Artist Training Grounds: Mock War, Day 4
Prompt four is "Draw a pony on a rescue mission."
So here's Boxxy Brown as a medic. I had a lot of fun with this one, but the wings were REALLY HARD to draw. Still not really happy with them.
Medic
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These drawings look really nice. I generally find military history interesting whenever I learn something new about it, but I've never actively studied it.

Good luck with that contest though! :yay:

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Glad you like the pics! I can't say there is any prize involved with this thing (I called it a 'contest' for lack of a better word), but just having fun drawing and submitting is its own reward.

And now, for the final prompt.
Artist Training Grounds: Mock War, Day 5
"Draw a pony coming home"
Homecoming – A rather depressing note to end with...
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