Seasalt Riffs: Dolphins Can't Swim In Rivers · 12:59am Mar 5th, 2015
Oooh, self inserts are great! Especially when they’re written by other people!’
(Hello again!)
Yeah, we’re back and taking on one of the worst trends that so many authors like to use.
(twow did you ever write self-insert fics when you were young and stupid?)
Yes, but it was for myself and I didn't write it as a GIFT. Either way, this is Dolphins Can't Swim In Rivers, a gift for someone. They’re the insert. So it’s a...gift insert? Either way, it’s not good.
And so it begins.
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NSFW: To be honest, it's really not that bad. I have to mark it because a dick is revealed at one point. That's pretty much it.
Well, that was mildly fun.
Thanks Twow :D
That was definitely a thing.
Creepy priest FTW.
I think I've read nutrition labels with more plot than that story.