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twow443


I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

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  • 416 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 2

    Read the full riff here!

    Don't forget to leave comments! They help!

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  • 435 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 1

    Let’s get something out right now. Do NOT expect me to get through this entire story. It’s not happening.
    Now then...
    A while back a Skype group of mine had a shit-fit over this story, and I was really curious as to why. After putting it off for a while, I finally decided to start.
    I have no idea what happens in this story, and I didn’t read the one before it. Not going to either.

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    2 comments · 565 views
  • 459 weeks
    So there's a thing coming up.

    Yeah, you know how my best friend and I have been riffing a lot lately? Well...what if I told you that riffing in general is a thing that a group of friends of mine are trying to start up again? Cool? Yeah, I thought so. Well, what if I said that YOU can help?

    I can already see your minds spinning with ideas.

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    2 comments · 614 views
  • 466 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle!

    So because we haven’t done enough foalcon in these riffs, how about some more!
    (Foalcon is just the best, isn’t it friend?)
    I hate humanity.
    (I know twow. I know.)
    Today’s story is called Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle! And I’m not telling who the other character is, it’ll be a surprise.

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    0 comments · 545 views
  • 467 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: An Evening With His Favorite Princess

    Ah, foalcon. The closest legal thing to child pornography.
    (Foalcon is your favorite thing ever to riff, isn’t it twow?)
    Bite me. Either way, today’s story is called An Evening With His Favorite Princess. No points for guessing who it has in it.
    (Spoiler alert, it’s Pip and Luna.)
    Prepare your blast shields.

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    0 comments · 446 views
Mar
5th
2015

Seasalt Riffs: Dolphins Can't Swim In Rivers · 12:59am Mar 5th, 2015

Oooh, self inserts are great! Especially when they’re written by other people!’
(Hello again!)
Yeah, we’re back and taking on one of the worst trends that so many authors like to use.
(twow did you ever write self-insert fics when you were young and stupid?)
Yes, but it was for myself and I didn't write it as a GIFT. Either way, this is Dolphins Can't Swim In Rivers, a gift for someone. They’re the insert. So it’s a...gift insert? Either way, it’s not good.
And so it begins.

Read the full riff here!

Don't forget to leave comments!

NSFW: To be honest, it's really not that bad. I have to mark it because a dick is revealed at one point. That's pretty much it.

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Comments ( 4 )

Well, that was mildly fun.

That was definitely a thing.

Creepy priest FTW.

I think I've read nutrition labels with more plot than that story.

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