Yay, plushies! · 7:26pm Mar 3rd, 2015
Yesterday we (me and TadStone) caused a dear friend of mine a mental breakdown. No, seriously, she said so herself.
And today, I got a little slice of heaven of my own. High-quality no-nonsense heaven. In filly variant.
Of course you all know what comes next.
No, showing me naked would scare all the followers away, even those who are no longer on this page. I don't want to wake up to a negative 7511 followers. That would be kind of bad. At least I think it would bad. Maybe? Let's pretend that's bad and move on, shall we?
NO, NOT THAT EITHER!
Geeze! What's the matter with you?!?
Unboooooooooxing time!
-crickets-
Nopony else here? Excellent. It's picture time!
No, that's not a plush. That's my bed with a box on top. With a high school book on evolutionary biology on top of it to hide Tad's identity. 'Cause I'm smart like that. Also, you see that red thingy on the right side of the box? That's supposed to be a knife.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
I'm serious. It's a knife. With blade and stuff. It wasn't used for unpacking things. I just wanted to add a picture of a proper knife to this set and make a bad Crocodile Dundee reference 'cause I can, okay? Geeze. Mooooooooving on...
Packaging foil is sexy and should be featured in every unboxing. Even if it's unboxing BETAMAX tapes.
...
I'm old, okay?
Yeah, so, no packaging foil = you're doing it wrong.
A wild plush named Star Thunder appears! (That's because I'm an idiot and didn't took the picture of her in the box)
-clears throat-
Let the cutenesssss consuuuumeee youuuu....
Well, so much about clear throat.
Want to see her from more angles? I can show that!
(Yeah, the color of her eyes is off, but that's because she's blind due to magical magical mishap)
And no. I'm not taking picture of her butt, you perverts...
And in the end, she is where she belongs: With her parents. (Yes, Twi is an alicorn)
And now that I spammed you enough with the pictures, Lemme spam you some more!
I'm sure you're wondering how much other MLP stuff I have, right?
well, you're not wondering anymore...
'Kay, bai.
~Twi
Waitwaitwaitwait! Just a second! I promise this will be brief!
TellTadStonehe'sawesome,willyou?
Now really bye.
What's that? You want to see how the top shelf looks like? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Now go away. I have to drink horrible Angry Birds drink and read bad stories.
Kbai.
Oh, and if you want send Tad stuff, here's the address:
1234 Ponyville 2nd street
Ponyville, Equestria.
Or at least that's the address he gave me. Could be off slightly.
Kbai.
~Twi
I have two of the same shelf design, and my wall is purple just like that.
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Jysk <3
~Twi
You sure have a lot of Twilight, Twilight.
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I like myself ^^
Mmmm... Narcissism
~Twi
Awwww, Star Thunder's so cute!
My Swiss Army Knife is better.
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Lies.
~Twi
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I have the one that has ALL the attachments... ^^
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You mean this one?
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~Twi
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I would if that one was in stock!
No, this one:
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The one in my pic is one of the smaller ones. :P
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But... that doesn't have ALL the attachments...
You're just cheating now n.n
~Twi