One last and very late good-bye · 2:33am Mar 3rd, 2015
I was recently told by one of you guys that I should pull me thumb out of my rectum and finally declare this author dead (not literally)
It was one hellowa ride and I could not have developed as much without you guys supporting me. There are some of you who deserve an extra big "thank you" and you all know who you are out there. I've gone through sweat, anger, sorrow, energy drinks, annoyance, all-nighters, joy, regrets, semen (wat?), words, reviews, haters, lovers, banners, and who am I to know what else.
I had a lot planned for the future as a fanfic writer but it all ended up as fodder for the great, malfunctioning machine called life. It all began with a fanfic about Applejack raping Twilight and look where it got me: a whole world of sickos, perverts, cloppers, furies and ideologists.
I loved you all and I will keep doing so in the aftermath. 
My only regret is ever getting a real-life that was so time-consuming I had to break my promises to you all.
My only sorrow is that this will be the last time I write to you all.
My only anger is that I always will have a void that used to be filled with you all.
But my greatest joy... is remembering our adventures together.
I could wait for the sunrise, you guys. Now you do the same. It's not the last.
And now, for the very last time.
From me
To you, guys
Brohoof on ya all!
*A New Dawn by In Flames in the background*
Happy trails sir.
Good luck to you, and thank you for making 'Royal Pleasures". It may be old, it may have horrid errors and missing dialogue all over the place, and it may be more clop than story, but I still read through it every year and enjoy it. First and only Trixlestia on this site, and the reason I am working on making a second one with some inspiration from your story.
Never say never, man! I appreciate you giving time to us, and wish you nothing but best in the future.
But let it be said that you are always welcome back. Even if it is just for a visit. you've got a place here for you.
Brohoof back atcha!
Cheers Soulhook!
I'll never forget Royal Pleasures and Momma Fluttersy.
Good Luck to you!
Goodbye, you and RagingSemi are now tied as my favorite retired mlp fiction writers. (I'm horrible at complements, that sounded alot better in my head).....
(that list doesn't count the greentext shit.... that will always be in a league of its own to me..... mmm.... flutterrape....)You have a very distinct style of setting up scenes and writing shit overall that made me love your work over the years. I will probably never ever be as dedicated as you were to writing like that and most likely greentext trashy overly-attached-to-human-to-the-point-of-being-creepy-as-hell shit on 4chan and never work up the guts to even pastebin that shit. But you have inspired me to get better at writing in general and I didn't fail English in high school and composition in college thanks to your writing style.... you've actually taught me alot about setting up a scene and its saved my ass on multiple essays.I dunno, can't really think of a way to actually say goodbye to an writer/artist like you (I swear I'm not ass-kissing, writing is as much an art as painting IMHO) without being an asshat.... every saying is as cliche as the last so I'll pick the most cliche: good luck with life then.
pinkie is smiling in this emote so there's that...(one last question: will you be giving blanket permission for batshit-crazy mega fans of yours to continue your canceled works? I sure as hell won't even try that but I know someone might want to....)
(I lied, this is the last question: Will you be taking down your stories now that you will no longer be writing?)
aww your gone? hope you come back someday