Flashback Friday -- sort of. · 2:44am Feb 28th, 2015

Remember the time I did the thing with the literal meanings? Well, I got bored and I made another one, this time for Season Two. Enjoy, and have a laugh because I have nothing better to do with my time than go on tumblr and make random documents on my Google Drive.

The Return of Harmony, pt 1: Never let a guy get between your friendship.
The Return of Harmony, pt. 2: Goddammit, what did I just say?!
Lesson Zero: OCD can honestly fuck you up so badly to the point you hypnotize the entire town and Horse God needs to come fix it.
Luna Eclipsed: She was on the moon for a thousand years and you people honestly expect her to understand modern customs?!
Sisterhooves Social: Siblings are the best friends you’re stuck with for life, so get used to it.
The Cutie Pox: Zecora, just step up and adopt Apple Bloom already because you’re obviously a momma figure to her.
May The Best Pet Win: Wait, so ponies have tanks to, like, fight with? I thought this was Happy Horse Land.
The Mysterious Mare Do Well: Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then you should totally be Batman.
Sweet & Elite: Just because you want to hang out with the cool people doesn’t mean you ditch your friends. Remember this when you get to high school, kids.
Secret of My Excess: Puberty sucks.
Hearth’s Warming Eve: Hey, look, y’all actually remember what Christmas is about. Kudos to Equestria.
Family Appreciation Day: Your family was made to embarrass you, get over it.
Baby Cakes: Those kids are only a month old and they already have schadenfreude.
The Last Roundup: Running away from your problems never solves anything. Also, how did y’all forget two of your friends in the middle of the freakin’ desert?
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000: Don’t buy anything from salesmen who sing catchy songs to promote their product.
Read It & Weep: There are these places called libraries, you dumb horse. YOUR FRIEND LIVES IN ONE.
Hearts & Hooves Day: Shipping in your fandom is totally cool, guys. Shipping in real life, however, is creepy. Don’t do it.
A Friend in Deed: Pinkie, breaking into people’s houses and setting shit on fire is considered a felony. You are adorable, but you are not above the law.
Putting Your Hoof Down: There’s a fine, fine line between being a bitch and defending yourself.
It’s About Time: Time travel is dangerous. ‘nuff said.
Dragon Quest: >implying I watched this episode -- Let teenagers be free to make their own choices… but if they start doing things they like, be sure to stalk them.
Hurricane Fluttershy: This episode is just an excuse to have thirty minutes of Fluttershy being adorable.
Ponyville Confidential: Gossip and tabloids never end well, so don’t get involved with that shit.
MMMystery on The Friendship Express: You left about five different desserts sitting around opened up, did you really expect people not to eat it?
A Canterlot Wedding, pt. 1: If a girl seems like a bitch, she most likely is one.
A Canterlot Wedding, pt. 2: See, told you? ... OH SHIT LASERS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

The Princess Rarity is not responsible for breaking anyone's minds with her fangirl ramblings. Also, the last time she did one of these disclaimers was with one of her "Analyzing is Magic" posts which she might do again soon because Season Five hype. TONI OUT.

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