Mary Sues from Naruto Fanon Wiki №1: Sayuri Uchiha · 8:56pm Feb 21st, 2015
I've been wanting to do one of these for a long time.
Without further ado, I'll jump into this....
BUT FIRST,
I will provide a link and picture of each character shown, then I will explain why they are a Mary Sue.
First of all, GODDAMN. Second of all... She is a member of both Uchiha and Senju clans, so this means she has the ability to do pretty much whatever she wants.
"She has been shown to have been able to compete and hold her own against some of the most fearsome opponents the world has ever known, most notably Ryun Uchiha, Seireitou Hyūga, Raido X and Sannoto Senju."
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEIREITŌ HYŪGA IS?! Screw the others for now, do you know who the fuck SEIREITŌ HYŪGA is?!
Here's a fucking link. ------>http://narutofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Seireitou_Hy%C5%ABga
Seirei's page isn't done on the Naruto Wiki, but it is done on the Bleach Wiki...
read if you dare ------>http://bleachfanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Seireitou_Kawahiru
Enough about Seirei... lets keep talking about Sayuri.As a member of both the Senju Clan and Uzumaki Clan, both of which inherited the spiritual energies and physical attributes of Asura and the Sage of Six Paths, Sayuri has an incredibly tremendous life force. In fact, she was able to survive while still only an embryo within her mother's body, despite her mother having been beheaded by her uncle. Sayuri has also displayed superb pain tolerance on multiple instances, such as being able to withstand the brute force of powerful enemy lunges, and to a greater extent, the susanoo, as she shows little to no setbacks from the side effects of the technique, despite it having been popularly theorized that the avatar drains the very spiritual life force of it's user, penetrating every living blood cell within their body in the process. Either way, Sayuri has proven to be more than sufficient enough to sustain the likes of Susanoo, including the additional stress the mangekyō sharingan brings to her eyes. Furthermore, the trauma and setbacks that normally plague sharingan users seem to disperse in her presence, atleast for her own sake.
Hailing from three prestigious clans, all of which were heralded atop the shinobi world at their own respective times, Sayuri possesses an incredible amount of chakra, so much so that even the world's most experienced sensors claim to never have ever felt such a surging blaze. Just the idea of Sayuri's chakra emits vibrations throughout the bodies of her foes, delivering headaches and brain freezes to those trying to decode her chakra pattern. When manifesting her chakra, craters often form under her feet, and small boulders rise to the occasion. It is also quite normal for small earthquakes to commence while she powers up.
Above all else, is Sayuri's profound chakra control. Trained under the watchful guidance of her grandmother Tsunade, Sayuri is currently, without a doubt, one of the world's greatest chakra controllers, if not the greatest. Her control manifested at a tender age, partially due to her ability to see chakra through her sharingan, which also allowed her to mimic the same fluctuations of patterns within her own body. The peak of her chakra control, is her ability to form the Strength of a Hundred Seal, which allows her to store massive amounts of chakra on a point on her forehead and then release it; a feat that only her predecessors, Tsunade, Sakura and herself have ever accomplished.[34]
Her control over her own chakra is so precise, that she can transfer it to overs via the Chakra Transfer Technique. This can be used for both offensive and supplementary purposes. With her degree of mastery, Sayuri is able to transfer her own chakra to an individual with the up most minimal physical contact. The absolute testament of Sayuri Uchiha's chakra control prowess comes in the form of the Transcription Seal: Chakra Transfer Technique. This technique allows Sayuri to transfer her chakra to others while never being physically present. The mechanics behind this technique are very simple. First, Sayuri must come into physical contact with a person (A). That is all that is required for her to transfer her chakra to that person (A), and now that person (A) can then unintentionally transfer Sayuri's chakra to another person (B). The nature of this technique extends to Sayuri's vast creations through her Metroid Release, as in, all metallic objects constructed by Sayuri also possess the transcription of sharing her chakra with anyone and everyone they come into physical contact with.
I had to copy paste that shit cuz there's too much to read. I don't think there was much though put into this, as what her character is is just Naruto fused with Sasuke, fucked Sakura while she fused with Kaguya, and then had a baby. Okay, yeah, Eris is a Mary Sue, but at least I'm doing something productive with all this power. If you're gonna be granted the power of a god, then use the fucking power for more than throwing ninja stars and stomping holes in the earth just because you're on your period. MAKE A UNIVERSE OR CREATE SOME LIFE WITH YOUR "WELL THOUGHT OUT" POWERS, FUCKING BITCH.
Now look, Sayuri Uchiha is supposedly the Crown Jewel for Mary Sues on the ENTIRE Naruto Fanon Wiki, which is a feat in of itself. I mean, she meets the qualities.
She's hot as Venus. She has the power to kill you by looking at you through a mirror. She has nearly every available power in the Narutoverse. She beats on guys "cuz she likes them".
Jawdrop.
Fucking terrible. I know it's fanfiction, but if you're gonna do it like this, then you might as well make your own stories, don't bring your Mary Sue into a universe incompatible for her. If she's not gonna do anything but act like Jesus and be eye candy, then you've destroyed her very existence. There's so much more I can say, but I've made you read enough.
Or have I?
If you wanna do some further reading, then go right ahead, but your eyes are gonna bleed like ya just used Amaterasu because there ain't no stopping these two Tengai Shinsei meteors from blasting down on your Wood Style. So if you think spraying your Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu is gonna slow those two mega beasts down, then use that Sharingan and see that they won't do it for you. They will KILL you.
Okay, how would I kill Sayuri?
First, I'd do the obvious, make a Shadow Clone and have it use Reaper Death Seal.
Problem solved.
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2818509 have you heard about Seireitō?
2818511 No....do I want to?
this bitch is hacked as fuck
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2818532 I say we call in Oblivion. Teach her a lesson.
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if you think Sayuri is haxxed, then wait till you read Seirei's page on the Bleach Wiki
it's just sad
2818549 I just read some of it.....I couldn't finish it. So many effing hax..
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*sticks glue and Guitar in her throat*
YOU MUST GO!
THIS YOU KNOW!
DON'T SAY GOODBYE JUST GO!
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i know that me as Eris is haxx
but at least i have a way to control it
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we should start a Haxx RP group about being too fucking powerful for our own good
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I will be the embodiment of doctor hax which will destroy any try hards who want to become OP and I sick the Ban-Hammer on them
Well on the bright side its not like she cant beat Madara or the sages at once right?....RIGHT?!?!!?
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but... She's the Ten Tails Jinchuuriki and has Rikudou Sennin Mode and Toad Sage Mode too
on top of Eternal Mangekyou, Kyuubi, other Bijuu, and Kekkei Genkai/Touta, and even Byakugou
2818580 I will be the destroyer of the Strings that bound them to their Body Of Haxx's.
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I don't watch Naruto much sadly though I want to if I can find it somewhere. But I know about the tails and the sage mode...DAMN! Only nine tails exist so technically shes a contradiction-Wait its a mary sue...They don't follow the rules of reality
2818604 but... there are ten tails now
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that's sexy
2818608 Indeed. I'm Ultron.
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Ah *facepalm* I gotta keep up don't I?
i came here because i saw TITS
Reaper death deal?
Did you get this idea because of you playing NUNS?
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no shame I see.
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Never been so glad I had my volume turned down in my life.
Would you let this go?
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you being cheeky m8
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Don't you see?
I can't!
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1 v1 me on club penguin m8
2818660 Then grab onto something and see how long you hold it.
I'd just write her name in my Death Note.
This model Mary Sue comes complete with dual airbags...
That poor trans-women's back... asshole artists know not how to draw ninjas!