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Pirate Jesus


Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

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  • 214 weeks
    So, I changed my name a bit.

    Now before you lot start thinking I've been getting into the rum, let me explain.

    So, as some of you remember, the last picture of me in the flesh I put up here about a year ago, and some of you commented even then that I looked like a pirate due to me growing my hair and goatee out.

    Well, I kept growing it and now, thanks to my Jewish blood, I literally look like Jesus.

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  • 215 weeks
    Oh, Hey guys!

    (Blows dust off old account)

    Hey, y'all. Sorry I was gone for a bit.

    What'd I miss this time?

    7 comments · 228 views
  • 244 weeks
    Can Someone Summarize this Blasted Show?

    So, As you all know, I left the fandom for a while, and I'm now trying to get in some faculty back into it. However, I've run into a problem: apparently I've missed a lot since the Season 4 finale. So, what I'm asking of you my dear followers, is there any way y'all can bring me up to speed on what's been going on with all this? I don't have enough time to catch up on last season, or even the

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    3 comments · 332 views
  • 249 weeks
    School's Out For Winter!

    Yep, just got my transcript for the semester after a particularly long finals season. 4 B's in Medieval European History, Modern East Asian History, Leadership and Interpersonal Skills, and History of Alabama, rounding it out with a solid A in Leadership Theory. Needless to say, I'm relieved.

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  • 260 weeks
    I Can't Stop!

    I should probably be working on the paper due in an hour and a half, or at least on my story.

    Instead, I can't pull my eyes away from this.

    6 comments · 224 views
Feb
3rd
2015

That Awkward Moment When... · 3:20pm Feb 3rd, 2015

... You're looking for pony cover art but can't google search because of the flood of clop that's going to bury you.

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Comments ( 8 )

aye. I know the feeling

shhh, let it happen. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2766775
Damned nuisance, yeah? Especially with the humanized stuff.

2766904
:rainbowderp: I need an adult?

That awkward moment when you still don't understand it.

(In other words, me.)

2768502
Can't understand the predicament?

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No, I'm like one of the last people who don't understand clop still. Nor do I want to know.

2770930
I understand it, I'm just not a fan. I don't and have never really derived any sexual thrill from clop, and since the vast majority of clop art and clop fics are just designed as a cheap thrill, there's nothing alternative for me to find value in with the majority of it.

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