Too lazy to rewatch Season Four? · 5:01pm Jan 23rd, 2015
If so, you're in luck, FIMFiction! Your fabulous Princess got bored again, and instead of being productive with her stories, she wrote absolute rubbish. So here's a list of literal meanings for every season four episode.
Princess Twilight Sparkle, pt 1: Only a few weeks on the job and you’re already the damsel in distress?!
Princess Twilight Sparkle, pt 2: Let’s just all face the fact that Discord is a total jerk and he totally rocks a French maid outfit.
Castle Mane-ia: Didn’t horror movies teach you to not go into creepy, old and abandoned buildings?!
Daring Don’t: Being an obsessive fangirl is totally cool. However, going to stalk your idol, celeb crush, etc in real life., that’s not cool. That’s just plain fucking creepy.
Flight to The Finish: How did three kids outrun a train with wingpower and a scooter?
Power Ponies: Basically "The Avengers" with ponies. Need I say more?
Bats!: Don’t force your friends into doing something they don’t want to do because they might turn into a supernatural demon and it’ll be all your fault.
Rarity Takes Manehattan: So Princess Twilight is powerful enough to have a crown and a throne and junk, but she can’t get a taxi. Makes sense.
Pinkie Apple Pie: Rednecks are related to everyone.
Rainbow Falls: Popular people usually turn out to be total assholes.
Three’s a Crowd: Karma’s a bitch.
Pinkie Pride: Weird Al tried to steal your waifu and you didn’t even notice.
Simple Ways: The person you like will always have a crush on someone else. Deal with it. Love sucks.
Filli Vanilli: So apparently, lipsyncing isn’t considered an offense in Equestria.
Twilight Time: Since when did Ponyville have a McDonald’s?!
It Ain’t Easy Being Breezies: How much crack cocaine did the writers snort before they made this episode?
Somepony to Watch Over Me: Applejack is only being crazy protective because your parents are dead and let’s face it, Granny’s gonna kick the bucket soon anyway.
Maud Pie: Starting to wonder if Pinkie’s adopted…
For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils: If you ever think that someone in your family is trying to outshine you, just remember the shit that went down with Celestia & Luna.
Leap of Faith: You’d think this town would learn from the first time these bastards scammed them…
Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3: Pinkie knows how to bust a rhyme.
Trade Ya!: At the Rainbow Falls Traders’ Exchange, you can get anything you want, with free shipping included!
Inspiration Manifestation: Oh, because you dumb horses haven’t dealt with enough dark magic already.
Equestria Games: Celestia & Luna are the most powerful beings at this event, but they sit on their royal asses and let a baby dragon save the day. Great plan.
Twilight’s Kingdom, pt. 1: How many legendary villains does Equestria have that we don’t know about?
Twilight’s Kingdom, pt. 2: You can be adorkable and a badass.
*rolls out*
You have pretty much got what Season 4 was all about. Niiiiiceeee
Hilarious.
Yep, that most definitely is the fourth season in a nutshell. In other news, did you see this showcase of how awesome you really are, Toni?
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Beautiful.
Can you do this for all the other seasons?
Please?
Disabling spell, remember?
Besides the way Spike saved the day KICKED ASS! 
It's a good thing that Zecora wasn't with them, because the zebra is alwasy the first one to get killed.
Outrunning a train isn't normal... but on meth it is.
Yeah, happened to a kid I knew in fifth grade. Although with a name like "Thrumaxis the Vomitous", the demon thing was probably just a matter of time, honestly.
Big city taxi drivers don't pick up anyone that dark.
"You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else -- you just can't win."
-- J. Geils Band, Love Stinks
You want that answer in metric or Imperial?
"They're dead, Jim."
-- Leonard "Bones" McCoy, MD
Actually, they had a fine product until they emphasized quantity over quality.
"You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. (Excepting Alice!)"
-- Arlo Guthrie
As many as necessary.
Season Four: The Literal Version for comedy by Toni, that was noice!
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DAS RACIST.
...actually my best friend thinks all of Equestria's horror movies are about seaponies and I told her if that was the case, it means the Dazzlings could probably file a lawsuit for racism.
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It sure is! Lousy script-writers...
This was funny
This is perfect
Thank you, Based Tony
Sounds about right.
But... but you're not an a***ole.
2746455 Usually. Not always, though.
2747335 True.