Yeah, I got your Hearth's Warming story right here. · 4:47am Jan 14th, 2015
What? So I'm a couple weeks late. I was busy, okay? Look, it's got ponies, and magic, and a moral and everything.
Come on. Don't just stand there staring at me, kids. Read the damn story already.
Ooh, "The Sea Pony"? I love that one. Bad Horse tells the best bedtime stories.
I'll be right back for the story. Let me just grab a cup of hot cocoa and a couple valium to fend off paranoia and panic attacks.
I still love this thing.