I Have Returned · 6:30pm Jan 1st, 2015
I have indeed returned after losing a laptop. It's quite the tale involving an angry Russian mother, a small party picnic, Breaking Bad branded crystal meth candy, the North Atlantic ocean and being awake for over 24 hours, spending at least 4 of them walking in the rain. Dead serious, that is honest to god the reason I've been away due to a loss of laptop. It's quite the tale.
So, the festive season was a thing. I'm a sucker for it, so I thoroughly enjoyed the whole "goodwill to all" thing and the red hats and whatnot.
Anyways, I have returned to write for your pleasure or annoyance. I also found out I was linked on 4Chan at some point, so thank you for that odd fact, statistics. Onward with the fiction, and sorry for leaving you all for so long!