Now I know what Lindsay Lohan was talking about. · 1:18am Jan 1st, 2015

Well, what else did you guys expect me to do? Not leave the New Year without a strange blog post title?

I've finally tried the amazingness that is peanut butter on oreos and I couldn't stop eating them so my dad seriously had to take away the food from me. So much for my resolution to lose fifteen pounds, I'll probably have to bump it up to twenty-five now -- what with all of the junk I've eaten over break and no exercise in return.

Anywho, did you guys hear? 2015 is only hours away ... for Americans, anyway. All the rest of the world, hope you're enjoying the first few hours of the New Year! Hopefully, you didn't break your resolutions already. As for me, mine are a little weird in some places, but logical in others.

-- Go vegetarian for six months. Yeah, last year was a flop. Stupid pizza was to blame. And I got sick. But poor little animals will not die because of me!
-- Write a 10,000 word oneshot. What's the biggest one I've had so far? 7k? So to that, I say challenge accepted!
-- Fill an entire notebook of poetry. I've developed a love of it over the month, so what the heck? Might as well expand my options in the world of writing.
-- Quit being spineless. Trust me, if any of you knew me in real life, you'd see how much of a Fluttershy I am.
-- Publish ten stories on this site. I don't know where this one came from, I just want to push myself and see how much I can accomplish.
-- Get back to one hundred pounds. Yeah, shut up, I'm self-conscious about my weight. I'm female, remember? It's a girl thing.

Those are just the ones I can name off of the top of my head, but I actually have a whole jar full of New Year's Resolutions aka Possible Accomplishments. What can I say? I aim to please and always do better. I hope that I can do at least half of them, but most importantly, that 2015 will turn out to be something memorable. Some of you might wonder what I think about 2014 -- and I suppose it was an okay year. News-wise, it was tragic, but personally for me, a lot of stuff went up. So half and half.

We can only hope 2015 will top it.

*raises foam cup of hot cocoa I got from the drugstore for only ninety-nine cents* You guys are awesome; keep being that way. Enjoy your celebrations. Kick it off with a New Year's theme from my favorite band.