I was making a talking with the parasprite when suddenly, a sexy lady! · 9:41pm Dec 31st, 2014
Greetings, fellow sufferers!
One day, I was chatting with the parasprite on Skype, when suddenly this chick added me! Like, boy oh boy! What an opportunity to cyber yiff converse with someone regarding the suffering and fallacy of our fellow sufferers.
I mean, some stranger adds you on Skype. What else are you gonna talk about?
Forgive the lack of familiarity with the formatting. I'm on a phone and had to copypasta each line individually, and time stamps are annoying to try to copy.
November 22, 2014
Brenda Swartz: hey thanks for accepting the invite, hope i didnt bother u
yamgoth the moth: Hmm?
Brenda Swartz: i got ure name from the profile directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
25/f here u?
yamgoth the moth: ICBrenda Swartz: well whatcha doin?
yamgoth the moth: Wobbuffet.
Brenda Swartz: i just started back with school, i'm still in university right now and summer break is over now so we just had to go back last week... yay!
yamgoth the moth: Wobba wobba!
Brenda Swartz: lol, well i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
yamgoth the moth: Wobbuffet!
Brenda Swartz: i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. my one friend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after spring break
lol i thought she was joking at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded nuts at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!!
yamgoth the moth: Wobbuffet?
Brenda Swartz: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to give u one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
yamgoth the moth: Wobbuffet.
Brenda Swartz: oh i'll earn it don't u worry lol. k its [site redacted because phishing is fail and AIDs :P] and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.
yamgoth the moth: Wobb
Brenda Swartz: then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm into my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
yamgoth the moth: Wobbuffet...
Brenda Swartz: ya you are going to need a card of sum kind... but, its just to keep out the underage kids
yamgoth the moth: Wobba wobba wobbuffet!
Brenda Swartz: this is the "special" page for special ppl!! lols im such a goofball sumtimes
yamgoth the moth: Wobbuffet!
Brenda Swartz: i'm really excited 2 its gonna be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn ure speakers down cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
yamgoth the moth: Wobb.
Brenda Swartz: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol
yamgoth the moth: Wobbuffet!
Wobbuffet?
Wobb.
Wobb?
Now, I realize some of my fellow sufferers are kinda too damn old to know what the hell this is *coughhorizoncough* so have a video explaining the intricacies of the topic me and Brenda talked about:
After watching that, if you feel like an herociding, I... uhh... I got a rusty metal shoehorn you can borrow?
Next time, on Conversation Sexy Robo: we shove Wingulls into the mike!
Natalie: do u wanna see my sexy no no's
yamgoth the moth: Wingull wing! Wing WINGULL!!!
yamgoth the moth flaps like a fucktarded chicken
Natalie: oh u r so naughty ^_^
Nazi Wobbuffet comment for amusement of Fuhrer Paraspriten goes here.
-YM
Yeah, that seems pretty par for the course. I like how the script being run has text for when someone mentions "robot" or "bot". I now try to predict what they will say and write it first. Then go on a spiel where I am a psychic.
That was lols, I am approve you convo gothyam