Strange thing about me and my friends... · 5:31am Dec 10th, 2014
It's always so weird that only 2/5th's of my friends are straight. Or of how most of my friends always talked about sex like: if any of us are bottoms or tops (in sexual terms obviously), who still had an abundant supplies of condoms (which I need to resupply), or of our steamy moments with our exes or friends with benefits (especially how my friend always talked about the feelings of gay sex and how much fun he had with his ex...), or sometimes things about the inappropriate parts of our body (like the time my friends keep telling me I have a nice butt 0w0 ). For some funny reason, I'm either Meow and Hooker. My other friend decided to call me Meow Hooker. Sometimes, we compared of who is the...'sluttiest', so far Bud takes first (who had 10+ exes and slept with almost all of them, leaving me in 4th place. It's not fair, Bud's a girl). Yet they are the friends the friends I hang with...I need to tell them to stop grabbing my butt.
And they're saying I'M the sexual one of the bunch...
Yeaaaah... I'm not allowed to grope my friends much anymore....
You can take my supply of condoms!
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One question...
What brand are they?
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Hmmm... I want to say trojan
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hmmn, thought you have durex.