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Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

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  • 428 weeks
    Not Again

    Another accident?

    ...

    Oh no. Magically?

    ...

    No. No, this will not stand. I will not allow this again.

    ...

    I know what happened to the last human, Shining Armor. I know full well, better than you.

    ...

    I have this under control. It's not like they have much more than their bodies to fight back with. We have the upper hoof.

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  • 432 weeks
    I May Not

    I may not reach the deadline I set of 12/20/15 for the release of the sequel to MPWFoE. And I apologize.
    I may not be releasing the updated Delicacy as I'd wanted to.
    I may not be surprising many of you if you know me and have followed me for a while.
    I may not be making much sense, and I may not be very relevant or important right now.

    I may not be writing what I said I'd write.

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  • 440 weeks
    A Hundred Followers And More

    Huh.
    Well would you look at that.
    And I didn't even try for the last one.
    Feels somehow unrewarding for getting a follower randomly, but hey. I'm not knockin' ya.
    unlessyouwantmeto

    So anyway, it's been a while. Comparatively, been a while. Like... since my last blog post, not since...
    youknowwhatImean

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  • 444 weeks
    Reasons

    Why this?
    Why that?
    Why then?
    Why them?
    Why? Just... why?

    Let me answer your questions.


    Why this?
    A 'Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog' sequel. Why this?

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  • 447 weeks
    Pumped Up

    I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

    "Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

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Dec
3rd
2014

EGGNOG~ · 3:56pm Dec 3rd, 2014

I have eggnog do-do-do-do I have eggnog, do-do-do-do

DO YOU HAVE EGGNOG
YES I HAVE EGGNOG
DO YOU LIKE EGGNOG
YES I LIKE EGGNOG

What's this?
There's eggnog everywhere,
What's this?
There's eggnog to be shared,

Every time I see the eggnog, I... get down on my knees and pray.

TAKE ME TO CHURCH
I'LL WORSHIP YOUR EGGNOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIGHT
TELL YOU MY SINS SO YOU CAN POUR ME A CUP
OFFER ME THAT WONDROUS EGGNOG
OH GOOD GOD, I WOULD GIVE YOU MY LIFE
TAKE ME TO CHURCH

((Insert incomprehensible babbling here.))

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Comments ( 2 )

cider > eggnog k?
also this kal: this.

Sequel to Money Problems confirmed!

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