A Talk on "Side Stories"... · 6:30pm Jun 24th, 2012
"Is that..."
"Eeyup."
"Why, hello, tiny horses!"
"G-Geon! What're you doin' with all mah apples!"
"I'm stealing them. What's it look like!"
"Drop those!"
"How 'bout I drop you? Like a bad habit."
"Like stealin'? That there's a bad habit..."
"Hmm....Nah. Besides, you cant stop me."
"How 'bout we hoof wrestle. If I win, you drop the apples, and have to work on the farm f'r a week. If I lose, you keep 'em and choose a punishment?"
"Well, I'm bored enough. Fine."
*One Wrestle later.*
"You foolishly thought that beating a DRAGON at a arm wrestling contest was going to be easy? Pah! You ponies are weak! Now, for your punishment...I think listening to my newest ramble is sufficient enough."
"Listenin' t' what? Ya aren't serious, are ya?"
"I could easily change it...like eat you and your family. Does that sound good?"
"N-Nono! I-I'm rarin' to hear! Ehe...."
"Well good! Because I wish to speak about my "List of Side Stories"!
"Big Mac...get started on the harvest...I'll catch up wit'cha..."
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(PLEASE NOTE: THESE ARE NOT IN ORDER.)
1) King of the Arcade: 8-bit, a pony who owns an arcade in Ponyville, has been challenged to a game off! The winner will be named "Champion of the Arcade" and is given a party in his honor! This was actually a idea given by THIS WONDERFUL BRONY: "NaturalGlitch". Seriously. Kudos, bud. I cant wait to make this, and I gotta hook up with this guy for Ideas more often.
2) Daring Do and the Quest for the Golden Bananas: Daring Do has found a map to a mysterious island known as "Donkey Kong Island", a Island that has been told to be from a total other world, that is the location of precious golden artifacts known as "The Golden Bananas", said to be from an ancient civilization of primates. She journeys to this Island, and is caught between a battle between the Kongs and the Kremlins, Crocodile men who will stop at nothing to take the golden bananas, and the island itself! She now has to help Donkey Kong, a lovable ape with a knack for kicking tail, as they team up for the first time, to Stop King K.Rool and his Kremlins from taking over! This takes place after Donkey Kong Country Returns. This was inspired by the almighty "Seven Venom:" Seriously, I think him and Natural Glitch are the coolest people as of now.
3) Gypsy and the Chaos Cup Grande Prix (Working title): Gypsy the Diamond dog goes to an Island with Spike, Ditzy Do, and a bunch of other friends to race eachother for fun, when suddenly Discord appears and challenges them to a race! Whoever gets first in this challenge, wins the "Chaos Trophy" and a chance to name the Island to anything they please! But this is no ordinary race...far from it! There'll be weapons, hazards, and other things to make this the most Chaotic Race ever! Who will win this Tournament? This story was Inspired By...
4) Creatures 'N Changlings: Shining Armor's wife, Cadence, has been kidnapped by the Queen of the changlings! He must travel to the inner hives to get her back, before she is sucked of all her love, forever! This was inspired by...
5) Graham's Many careers: A traveling salespony comes by to show the citizens of Ponyville the wonderful invention of The pony pack! This amazing gadget allows the user to work magic like a Unicorn, and fly like a Pegasus! After seeing this baby used,Graham wants it badly, but realizes he doesn't have a job, and that his friends cant loan him any money! With this in mind, he'll try everything: from practicing medicine, to being a DJ. Comedy ensues as he tries to find the ONE job he can do to earn this amazing invention...
This was inspired by the many faces of Mario, from being a Construction worker, to Being a Doctor, Referee, Plumber, and even a villain (I say a poacher).
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"So there you have it! That's just the tip of the iceber--why do I hear snoring?"
"...I swear to me, that the next pony that falls asleep, I'm eating them!"
*He then sees that nopony is around...*
"...Yoink!"
*Steals all the apples and flees*
DAMN It GEON FIGHT SOMEONE OF YOUR SIZE .... COME AT ME (If You Know What I Mean)
193429 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK.
DAT FLANK
193435 6w9
193431 C'Mon Here Big Boy...
Drags Geon Towards A Dark Room*
We're Gonna Play A Game....
Drops Banana*
193438 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
193440
Grabs Gag Ball*
Puts In Geon Mouth*
Now ... Open Wide
The Golden Banana is a forever fresh banana with a solid golden outer covering but soft enough for you to peel. Once the banana that is inside is fully eaten or taken out, the golden covering magically hardens back to its original shape and you receive ANOTHER fresh banana enveloped inside. The banana MUST be eaten or taken out of the cover for another to appear. The Golden Banana may also be the only way to help the Donkey Kong Country replenish itself with better banana trees since most of them have been poisoned by the crocodile men's foolishness.
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193448 Oh Hello What We Have Here.....
Do You Want To Play Too?
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So many video game referenced fics *squee*
Donkey Kong, Ghoul's N Goblins, and goddamn Mario too!
You sir, have shattered the ceiling of awesomeness and sky rocketed to epicness level!
The fic I'm looking forward to the most is Gypsy and the Chaos Cup Grande Prix, mostly because Diddy Kong Racing is still to this day my favorite racing game (I'm sorry Mario Kart ), and also because it has Discord in it!
My impatience level for these fics have risen exponentially!
193468 What can I say? I stick to what I know, Like rare, I know a good thing to try, and stick to it!
I just hope that I can try new things, and raise the bar on it too. :3
Oh, and if you think I'll stop there, after everything I have is said and done...
NO.
I will NOT stop there. I got PLENTY more. MUCH. MUCH MORE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
193447 I'll have to study more on the subject, see what the Bananas actually are, as far as I'm aware, they're like his treasure.
193479
Even more! I like that kind of attitude! I can already tell your knowledge in video games is great, and your writing ability has already spoken for itself. I can expect these fics to be 100% Rainbow Dash approved AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
What about this idea of a crossover?
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193452 her plot. I'd hoof it.
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193490
Genius!
193494
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Nothing to see here.
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193490 That'd be cool!
...If I was good at Mysteries.
Seriously, If I could, I'd try it! But there are SOME things, even I cant do, or at least, wont try, due to the fact that I'd fuck it up ROYALLY.
Unless I had a right hand man who was good with this sorta thing, THEN I'd do it! :3
193489 D'Aww, Danke Mein freund! I hope to have stories any to all ages can love, approve of, and be entertained by!
This reminds me, I gotta get part 1 to a close soon!
193511 puu.sh/Be5B
193493 //bends over
COME AT ME LUNA!!!!
193491 D'oh hoho! :3
No worries, mein freund, very soon, your story's coming!
OH LORDY!
It appears my page is full of rapefaic.
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FLEE!
193521 TOO LATE.
WHAT IS GOING ON THECOMMENTSIDONTEVEN- ded
193532 RUNFORTHEMOTHEROFCELESTIARUUUUN
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193546 hahahahaha XD
193552
YOU'RE NEXT
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193569 ._.''
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RUN AWAY!
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Wait.
Dafuq am I doing?
193585 Eheuh. :3
Wow...these comments are hot... YOU PLANNED THIS EMPEROR!!!
193862 NOH!
IT WAS NIGHTMARE'S FAULT!
AND THEN ME!
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193908 oh...well in that case: CURSE YOU NIGHTMARE!!!!! ........uh...she didn't hear that did she?
193862 I DID IT
I TOOK THE BOOTS
194130
You mean socks.
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NOT AGAIN!
194163 hahahahahahahaaaa~