Reading of "Elpis" by Cherax; other readings · 9:19pm Nov 24th, 2014
What time is it, kids? It's time to crash your browser!
Somehow I missed this: Cherax did a reading of Elpis:
It's a hard story to read, what with its mix of subdued tone and dramatic events, and rapid switches between fast and slow narrative. I think he did a good job. Plus, British accent.
(The Greek letters always look like "Elric" to me. If only.)
Other readings of my stuff:
Trust, read by obabscribbler:
The Corpse Bride, read by obabscribbler:
The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn, chapter 1, read by Wuten AiE:
Fluttershy’s Night Out, read by Hero541: chapters 1, 2, 3
Big Mac Reads Something Purple, read by The Living Library Player Society here. Really, by one guy from the Living Library Player Society. Fun fact: When a Swede imitates a southern accent, it sounds like Ren from Ren & Stimpy.
Mortality Report, read by multibronybrony (Doom Pie Network) here.
Behind the Scenes, read by multibronybrony (Doom Pie Network) here.
Did I miss any?
Now, I want you to do one little thing for me: At exactly 11:37PM Greenwich Mean Time, open your windows, turn up the volume, and press play on all the videos. Make sure to start them all within 2.7 seconds of the first, or the subliminal programming won't work you won't get the full effect.
Nope. Sorry. Not doing.
Also, for many of these, I've yet to read the original story. So there's that, too.
Australian accent, you silly
I could try, but my phone would give me the middle finger for trying to play so many things at once. I'll have to admit, though, brainwashing the neighbourhood with Bad Horse words is mighty tempting.
Also... hey... that reading of Trust is up there. If I recall, that's where you earned the name "Squee Horse" from me. It's, like, the only instance anybody will see Bad Horse being disgustingly adorable. Ok, three times. There were apparently three "Squee!" instances.
No, my intention is not to destroy your ill repute. No, it is to... fuck, who am I kidding, it totally is :] Just need to get you a security blanket and get you to relearn how to suck a hoof. Oh, and a bonnet. It'll be perfect c: