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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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Competed Pones · 11:38am Jun 23rd, 2012

Well, the date is up and the results are in! Honestly, I wasn't expecting any entries, so the six entrants are highly appreciated! The entries, in no particular order, are:

Rurik:

Caught In The Act
--an adorable interpretation of how a ditzy shipping pegasus might carry out those desires. Now make them kiss!

NotSuitableForWoona:
TAW in Equestria--an exploration of what would happen were I to get pulled into Equestria and beaten up by Rainbow Dash. She could beat me up any day, seriously.

RatOfDrawn:

Lyra
--A scene from Good Girl that's even more adorable without knowing the context. And my god, is that adorable.

Kiyoshiii:

Late Night Work
--An accurate representation of my thought capabilities that late at night. The ponies are real, I swear!

kits:

Pouncing Is Magic
--Twilight Sparkle about to get a very special treatment. A very special and sticky treatment.

Anonymous Coward:

Crashed--Blowsy, after one of her many, many crashes. She got an owie.


So, six awesome entries, and I have to pick just one? But that's... hard!
Okay, so, in order to choose the best one I'll have to take into account both the technical quality and the idea behind it. So under that light, I think I'll have to announce the winner as the one with the stickiest idea (I like sticky things!), kits! Come up onto the stage, kits, make sure you have your speech ready! There's also a Humble Bundle code if you don't already have it--if you do, tell me so it can go to somebody else!

Well, the contest produced a lot of fun stuff, and I hope that everybody that entered had a great time doing so! I regret not being able to proclaim you all the winners, but unfortunately I'm only one mare!

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Comments ( 38 )

Wow, these are awesome!

Yeah, I dropped out on the grounds that my poem wasnt gonna live up to art

Oh well, it's cool! I like that Lyra! Or wait...TWILIGHT....

nonono....wow...I dont know WHAT's my favorite!

Welp, hopefully you do choose one!]


back to the RP guild for me! Got some major kinks I gotta fix in the rules...

See ya!~

Every part of this blog is adorable

My Cuteness Detector IS OVERLOADED ERROR ERRORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BOOOM

*Applauds and cheers*
well done! :moustache:

These are cool

thats pretty awesome :yay:

Aw, jeez. When I first saw that Lyra animation elsewhere (dang, it spread fast), I thought "hey, that's from TAW's story, right? No, can't be. It's just random cuteness. Head out of gutter, now." :rainbowlaugh:

Kiyoshiii did an amazing job with "Late Night Work", wow. In fact, all of these are beyond awesome!

Well, good luck choosing just one, TAW.

One of them seems to be missing.....

TMH

Something so wonderfully perverse is so wonderfully adaaawwwable!

Carry On

Have a sugercube, sugercube:twilightsmile:

These are pretty good pics, but you know, nothing tastes as good as the fourth dimension!
Taste like fourth dimension

>I regret not being able to proclaim you all the winners, but unfortunately I'm only one mare!
Don't care, too busy enjoying your work. You just keep it up, and we'll be here.:raritywink:

Woohoo!

I've got my speech right– in my other pants
>not wearing pants
>On TAW's fimfic page
It's totally because I'm a pony. That is the only reason.

This may be a surprise to some of you, and blasphemy to some, but I didn't always like purple cone-pone. I saw too many of the same things I hate about myself in her. Not gonna say something like TAW is responsible for raising her in my esteem, but you certainly helped. Writing her myself helped. Reading your take on her helped. Several other fics really helped too. Point is, Twi is number 3 pone for me now. While TwiDash is now my second favorite ship.

Um. Right. Speeches need to have a point. HEY LOOK OVER THERE ->

So story prompt. This is easy. I'd like to see Twilight, Dash, and Pinkie fuckin'. The concept of "quickly forged alliances and betrayals" applied to sticky sex is both hot and intriguing. I've got a couple of things I'd dearly like to see if you can find a good way to work them in (that's what she said).
1) I want something emotional. Yeah, sticky sex is awesome, but I want some squishy feelings to go with it. No matter who the PoV is (or if it changes) I'd love to see how you handle one of those three genuinely caring for the two ponies whose names she trying to scream.
2) There is not enough magic shaped into things used in clop. I'd like you to help fix that. Can Twilight handle both of them? For how long? Sweetie bops Rarity's horn to disrupt her magic at one point. What's the sexy equivalent.
3) Lots of people have written food play with Pinkie. And you know what? I'm not tired of it yet. She probably knows what would go over best with each of her friends. It doesn't have to be chocolate sauce or whatever. Maybe some other edible sex aid, like a candy dildo, which gets eaten at one point? Whatever. I'm sure you'll find a way to make it hot.
4) One of the really fun things I like about Twilight in clop-scenarios, her commitment to knowledge means that she probably has studied for "pop quizes" and knows about all the alternates. I want her to shock one (or both) of the others with some kinky bit of sex-play. Anal or ballgags or just something else that is surprising, but enjoyed, partly because it's Twilight who initiated it.
5) Wreck Pinkie. I mean it. We both know that it would take two to leave her completely and totally out of energy. Twi and Dash should make it their goal at some point to wear her out and leave her in an endorphine haze unable to even talk.
Bonus) If you feel like it, find a way to actually ship them at the same time. I realize this takes a lot of words, hence bonus.
6) Dash upping the ante. At some point, Rainbow needs to take things to the next level. Maybe this is why they all end up sticky, sweating, and in a pleasure induced daze. Whatever. I want to see her take it to 11 at some point.
0) Don't put off Wind Beneath for this. That's way more important.

Or, since I know writing about canon horses having sex is, like, your least favorite thing ever, you could totally write Knighty and Poultron making a Blowsy sandwich. Whichever you want.

TAW

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welp, that's quite a request
the tone of my "eeeee" rose in pitch at every bullet point

Sounds like great fun. The constraint of it having to be more than pure smut means I get to think long and hard about their relationship dynamics, too! The idea of Pinkie and Twilight arguing over how best to surprise Dash is particularly adorable, but Pinkie and Dash pinning Twilight down and arguing about who gets to do what to her while she's forced to listen has its charms too. And don't even get me started on Pinkie's friends talking about all the things they want to do to her!

This one is going to require some thought, I think.

191562
Glad you like it! And I'm willing to wait as long as it takes.

Just for clarification: it can be nothing but sex and still have emotions (I like to think). The one clopfic I've bothered to publish has a bit of that in it (again: I like to think).

>The idea of Pinkie and Twilight arguing over how best to surprise Dash is particularly adorable, but Pinkie and Dash pinning Twilight down and arguing about who gets to do what to her while she's forced to listen has its charms too. And don't even get me started on Pinkie's friends talking about all the things they want to do to her!
I cam. It sounds like you've already got the heart of what I want so very much.
I doubt r34 as a cover is appropriate, but surely inline images are fine. And now I am thinking about illuminated manuscript clop and can't stop giggling. Anyway, I will almost certainly end up drawing scenes from/for this.

Behold true competition...

This will be fun to see who wins...

Holy banan- MUFFINS! Well, I must admit, you truly are good at critiquing. I was already enraptured by the detail of the drawings and such that I completely ignored a whole other factor. I knew I should've entered, because we all know my idea would've won by a landslide (a pure, blank white screen. It can be anything your mind wants it to be :3), but I was too lazy :C.

TAW

191569
Well, I generally use "smut" for anything that's /just/ sex and doesn't really focus on the feelings much, sex that has feelings in it is far superior, I agree! It could be fun to try and tell a story with their relationship entirely to the backdrop of gratuitous threeway lesbian sex.
If you want to draw things for prompts I'm more than happy to word-ise them for it, too, that could be good fun.
"Hmmmm," Pinkie said, holding her hoof to her chin deep in thought while her sizable behind held Twilight pinned to the floor. She frowned and looked over and Rainbow Dash--currently occupying herself by messing up Twilight's tail until it more closely resembled her own--and very solemnly asked "Chocolate or strawberry?" while holding the two sauces in two of her free legs.
"Chocolate!" Dash exclaimed, reasoning that purple and brown are quite similar thus Twilight must be chocolate flavoured. Pinkie rolled her eyes and shook her head, throwing the chocolate sauce aside and grabbing the strawberry one in both her forehooves to begin generous application all over Twilight's body.
"Chocolate? She's obviously strawberry, Dash! Sometimes I wonder about you." Pinkie sighed; Dash was chocolate, of course. Even Twilight knew that.

191486 I second this gif.

"Oh look, a new TAW fic. Excellent."
-Everyone on FiMfic

omg so much awesome :rainbowkiss:

I vote for kiyoshiii's as the most awesomely creative ( I know kits won, congrats kits)

duuuuuude.
Awesome drawings. Big exclamation point to the awesome artists. You should feel amazing to have such awesome fans.

Hehe. It may be because it's 2:30 am, but Twilight's frinedship report for the above pouncing is reading like a Penthouse letter in my head:

Dear Princess Celestia,
I never thought this would happen to me...

TAW

192954
"To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Your letter smelled like strawberries[...]"

all so cute... went to rat of drawn's site .... not expecting that much graphic stuff.... will return when mom is out

193015can i smell?

TAW

193296
You'll have to ask Dash and Pinkie. They can be very protective.

193015
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I wish I could be witty today, but I stayed up late last night conditioning my-present/your-past you to like blue pone. It was exhausting work.

193293
TAW was a nice pone and linked it from my DA instead of my tumblr.

TAW

193866
Well, were it not for that work I wouldn't be here for you to be tired to. Probably. Causality is hard :(

193866yea... i went to the tumbler...holy shit i wish my door had been closed lol

TAW

194283
No Pinkie No! Your guests will turn into party streamers again!

195056
Well, she has to do something drastic at some point. I mean, you're here and you're here-here. Unless Pinkie is somehow not involved with that...
Okay, now I'm scared. What if it wasn't Pinkie? Could she have had children?

Why does this amuse me so?

TAW

195121
As far as my understanding of genetics goes*, her cosmic powers will be diluted in her children. Like mixing concentrated fruit juice with water instead of just drinking it! Which... probably means she has to break open time yeah. Goddamnit Pinkie Pie!

*my understanding of genetics begins and ends with science fiction tropes

195124
The problem is assuming Pinkie's genes bother to follow those pesky genetic laws/trends. I'm not convinced she won't just bud. People like to think that Celestia (and Luna?) run the whole show, but I'm not convinced it isn't Pinkie making all of the decisions.

Pinkie closed her eyes in concentration, her horn began glowing. Not that anypony could see it, she had stashed it safely three seconds in the future. Her tongue stuck out of the side of her mouth as her face screwed up in concentration. the amount of power needed for her future-horn to affect the past was tremendous. She focused harder, willing even more energy through it. Five seconds in the past, her wings fell limply to her side as she concentrated fully upon her spell. Lightning was coursing over where she would be and the air was going to be thickened with power, so choked with static that it would fry any creature unlucky enough to jump forward in time. She felt the pressure building and, with a pop, the spell completed.

A sharp ding from her oven timer was the only indication that Pinkie had warped the very laws of causality. "Allright everypony," she cried. "Cupcakes are done!"

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