Z Reviews Mission Statement

So... I like this site. I'm fairly new as a poster of any sort, but I've been a lurker for far longer. And I'll admit, I'm kind of bored of just reading through story after story (Though many of the stories I find are very interesting), especially since I only pick up stories that seem to strike -my- interests, even though I know there are a lot of different stories out there. So I got to thinking. And I had a crazy idea.
Why don't I, egotistical, self inflated, pompous bookworm that I am, review stories here? I want to do something for this community, after all, even if it is just my own opinion, writ large. So here's what I was thinking.
Every week, or bi-weekly (ish. I'm not perfect, so I'm not gonna hard-line this.), depending on how busy I am, I will read through and write a blog review about one (1) story on this site. The only restrictions are that:
1: It must be either a One shot story, or have 2 or more completed chapters. 1 chapter is not enough to get a decent sense of a long running story, after all.
2: I won't review Clop. I'm not going to put your preferred masturbatorial fantasy on the chopping block and gruesomely dissect it for all to see.
3: You remember this is, in totality, 100% my opinion. I could be wrong. And also remember that I can be a jerk. We're all going to be aware of this, and move on.
4: Once I start doing Fan requests, when/if I ever get fans that actually read these, do not obviously troll me please. I will happily ignore those.
5: I will declare my intended story to review before reading it, and will only fully review it after I have finished reading it. That way, if I ever get fans, you all can choose to read along with me before the review. Or just wait and see what I have to say first.
and finally 6: I will finish any chosen story. No backing out.

I'm going to choose what I review by cycling through, in order: One (1) random story from my Favourites list. One (1) Fan Request. One (1) random story taken from the Newest Update list. Note that I'll be choosing the fan request based on both the most popular, and most interesting looking story.
And down here, if anyone ever gets interested enough to want to read the blogs of stories I have reviewed, and/or wants to read the stories themselves, will be links to the review, and the story, respectively. Each blog will also contain a link to the story in the first line for redundancies sake.
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First Story: Applied Starlight by Unknownlight. Review is here.
Second Story: Pinkie Pie is Dead by The Maverick. Review is here.
Third Story: A New World, A New Conflict by Evowizard25. Review is here.
Fourth Story: Welcome To Pony Vale by Distaff Pope. Review is here.
Fifth Story: The Mighty Warrior Of Epicness by Shinigamisparda. Review is here.
Sixth Story: Flight, Failure, Faith, and Family by 8688. Review is here.
Seventh Story: Children of the Moonprincess by Calmsoul. Review is here.
Eighth Story: When They Found Us byZephyrus Scary. Review is here.
Ninth Story: Amesia: To Err by JLB. Review is here.
Tenth Story: Yule in a Donut Shop by Rune Soldier Dan. Review is here.
Eleventh Story: This Holiday is Going to be Perfect by Obselescence. Review is here.
Twelfth Story: Keeping It Simple by Ivory Piano. Review is here.
Thirteenth Story: Final Stand by Duelist96. Review is here.
Fourteenth Story: Gateway of the Eyes (Part One)by Drakalian. Review is here.
Fifteenth Story: The Mares of Diomedesby Admiral Biscuit. Review is here.
Sixteenth Story: The Evening Sonata by Daniel-Gleebits. Review is here.
Seventeenth Story: My Little Crusade by Inquisitor Awesome. Review is here.
Eighteenth Story: Withdrawal by Raugos. Review is here.