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Spark of Inspiration

Everywhere I go, Bronies always know that Jacob Keel has got a pony that he loves to show.

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  • 339 weeks
    It's Been a While

    So a couple dozen poems, one full novella, and a bunch of writing later, I finally come back to this site. I'd like to thank you for everything you guys have done for me.

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  • 349 weeks
    I Just Realized

    Though tortoises are strong, their shell can only withstand so much weight before it breaks. As with other types of keratin, the load bearing capacity is high, but not high enough to support a full human body without cracking or separating.

    Considering such information, would Tank really have been able to carry Rainbow Dash to the end of the race in "May the Best Pet Win"?

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  • 360 weeks
    Sorry About the Wait

    My computer was messing up with adware that directly affected the executable file of my last browser.

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  • 372 weeks
    Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner

    So I finally won NaNoWriMo for the first time. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. Zippity-doo-da. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi. [Other nonsense syllables here.]

    In other news, we have something big coming up in three days. Not to spoil it or anything, but Mr. Anonymous is getting a bit of a surprise!
    Don't tell him I told you, but it's his birthday. He doesn't like me telling people.

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  • 373 weeks
    I'm Confused

    That's pretty much it. Why do you guys even like me in the first place if all I do is create and delete blog posts, rarely update my stories, and act like a total ass half the time?

    Of course, I might be blowing it out of proportion, but that's what I believe I do.


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Burned Popcorn · 3:16am Nov 22nd, 2014

Just a little notice for those of you who have somehow managed to make the popped corn perfect every time...

... it tastes horrible. I'd make up a simile comparing it to something nobody should eat, but that's just not funny anymore.

But my point still stands! It's just plain bad. Don't do what I did with tonight's batch. It's disgusting beyond all sense of the word.

"Don't believe him. It's not even burned, and he's also been eating it for the past half hour."


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