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Ficta_Scriptor


Hi. I'm Ficta. I enjoy writing silly comedies and soul-shattering tragedies. There is no in between. :)

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  • 120 weeks
    Dealing with COVID and struggling to write.

    Well... this is unfortunate.

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Nov
11th
2014

If you say so... · 12:38am Nov 11th, 2014

Do as the biscuits say, people.

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Comments ( 4 )

Interesting... well if Marie so happens to be a pony—anyways where did you find these? I think I've actually seen those in France or UK. Can't remember.

Every package of McVities Biscuits comes with a free magic spell; right on the front of the package!!!! Let's try this one together.

Vetekex...
Vehnakekseja....
Hvedekiks.....
Hvetekjeks!!!!

Geez, these things are always a rip off. It only summed a demon from the 2nd plane of Hell. Those pussy ass sprites can piss off! I want a demon from the 9th plane of Hell!!!! Ficta, take photo's of more Biscuits***!!!!

***To all those that are normal and from America, where we speak normally. A Biscuit is what us proper English speaking people would call a cookie; maybe a cracker in extreme cases. Now, I know, I know, I don't know when they [English people] came to believe that a biscuit looks like a cookie. Maybe someone played a prank on them, I don't know. I just wanted to let everyone know the difference between a cookie, and a biscuit; which there is none, not those kind anyway, flour biscuits, maybe, but not these. So, to summarize: snacks photoed, not biscuits, but cookies; unless they are crackers then they would be called crackers and not biscuits because crackers and biscuits are not the same thing.

Dear, Ficta,
My name is Void and I like cookies. Please send those cookies, and plushies to my address, kthnxbye.

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I just typed 'mlp marie' into google images, and this was the first result. So you'll be fingering her. I hope you're okay with that. (You sick fuck) :rainbowwild:
fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/120/3/6/marie_antoinette_run_2_by_jucamovi1992-d63o42a.gif
Oh, and I got these in the UK, but I think the language is Polish. We have quite a few Polish goods in supermarkets now because of the influx of migrants from Poland.

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Oh, we have cookies in the UK, but they're a specific type of biscuit, mostly chocolate chip, also referred to a 'Yankee shite' and 'Fucktard treats.' As for sending you cookies and plushies, you'll be lucky to get a lump of coal. Even when my plushies get worn out and go rock hard I'll be donating them to the sperm bank, so you'll never get them. Evar.

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o you'll be fingering her. I hope you're okay with that. (You sick fuck)

Shh, no one has to know... :rainbowlaugh: I may have been drunk yesterday when I wrote that.
Anyway, yes, it saw those in London. I did a double take.

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