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Nov
4th
2014

Laughter · 1:38am Nov 4th, 2014

I'm laughing so hard right now it's really silly.

Using a simple find-and-replace function, the following terms are altered for me:

Sweetie, Sweetie Belle(and related terms) = Meeester
Cloud = Butt
The Cloud = My butt
Fluttershy = wiffle ball
hooves = hats
pony =
Celestia = Slamlestia
Twilight Sparkle = Jamlight Dunkle

....
It goes on, but that's the beginning. The site becomes unreadably dumb when I have the replace filter on.
~Nharctic

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Comments ( 1 )

I'm not getting it...but it sure does sound funny:rainbowlaugh:

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