Fimfiction compromised

Apparently someone's trying to hack fimfiction...I only have one thing to say to them:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for fics, I can tell you I don't have many. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a long 30 minute training session. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my fimfiction go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.