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  • 300 weeks
    Writing

    I am writing. I took the morning off because I can. And now I'm writing because my youngest is asleep. I have a proof reader...anyone want to be a joke tester? (It's a real thing)

    It come with a fancy title.

    No you can't be a TITS

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  • 302 weeks
    Next chapter

    Ever wonder how I write my chapters?
    Well here is I start....spoilers (duh)

    Main point of this chapter: explain how Twilight lost her throne and why the gov is being rewritten.

    <intro>
    Have Discord and Twilight heading to breakfast <Discord tries to embarrass Twilight but make a point that she is still angry with him and ignore him for it> and start up the backflash at the table.

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  • 384 weeks
    I'm not dead!

    Well not yet.

    Sorry for such a long hiatus. As most of you may recall I had the good fortune of a new born baby boy. So my source of attention, I mean my outlet for creativity had to take a back burner while I took care of the chaos that is family. Things have calmed down a little so I'm writing again and hopefully have something posted soon.


    I haven't even started the new season....

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  • 413 weeks
    Updates

    So I am writing but I somehow roped myself into writing 3 chapters at once and helping another writer make hers better. Now I have a lot done but I want to apologize for the Halloween special. It's still on and its good...its just not done. I might have it up at on 11/07/2014. If not, there this a huge load of new materials coming into my lap that need to be cataloged and I'll be backed up for

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  • 413 weeks
    New Twicord Group


    So a few people got together and wanted to breath some life into this subject group. So they dragged me along kicking and screaming (I dived head first). I have to admit the other group kind of died down. Hopefully this one will be a lot more organized, fun and full of topics to argue over (I'll make sure of that). I'm going to make weekly topic discussions and monthly contest.

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Oct
23rd
2014

What Happened? o_O · 2:15am Oct 23rd, 2014

So I came on here to write about how my wife is even more of a troll now a days.

What I found was that drunken blog of mine. So I showed it to my wife and what was her response?
"Oh? You're just now finding that?"

Apparently on the day I wrote this I didn't actually post this. Instead my wife comes home from her trip and found it un-posted on the computer. So my wonderful wife decided to do me a favor and hit the post button for me.

To add to the story the day after I woke up to a note next to the bed that said: "Your keys, wallet, glasses are all in your girl cave with a cup of water for you. ~Love The Bitch that said yes."

She really did sign it that way and girl cave is referring to my office. I would argue with her about calling that but having sailor moon, ponies, and other things normally marketed to young ladies hanging in my office puts me at a disadvantage.

Now I have never said this but I'm borderline blind. My glasses are about 1.2 inches....I'm not exaggerating here. I have made rainbows on the floor with them. (Look it up rainbows and prisms if you don't get it.) So getting up and walking to my office is difficult without my contacts or glasses. Luckily I have my house memorized. This didn't help this time.

I stepped and trip on so many things that I almost got lost in my own home.

I finally and painfully made it to my desk. Putting on my glasses and grabbing the cup of water I made it back to my room. Only to find that my wife had left me a maze of baby toys, furniture, and anything else I would bang my knees on. I'm so blind I didn't see any of it till I got my glasses on.

"Damn it gorgeous. " I said out loud before taking a gulp of the water she left me.

Which I immediately spat out and started coughing up the vodka she put in the cup.

My wife the troll.

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Comments ( 8 )

Hahahaha. Sounds to me like you got yourself a good one.

I'm going to assume everything is a really, really fuzzy blur?

6ix

2550804 no not at all

2551544
I meant without your glasses.

2551879
So, how much can you see without glasses? Colors? shapes? distance?

6ix

2552147 colors and a little distance

Your wife is like the best wife ever.

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