How Foxy Got His Eyepatch

My sanity has hit new lows.

How Foxy Got His Eyepatch
[Comedy][Crossover]
2,421 words

Oh no, Mike lost power again, and Foxy is coming after him. Is there anyone that could possibly save him now? You better believe it, brother!

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This is the story that's closest in spirit to Pinkie Pie Discovers Coffee that I've done in a while. While I'm proud of the final product, I'm still going "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?" Because that's how insane the story is.

Comments

[Noble Cause]

I've never played FNAF, can't handle survival horror... but I'm intrigued nonetheless!

[Darkness dream]

Are you sure your not high when you made this?

Just... WTF?

[Darkness dream]

Are you sure your not high when you made this?

Just... WTF?

[Soothing Stone]

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I was not high, but I FELT high writing this. Then again, anytime I'm in a funny mood, I feel high every single time.

[Strythio]

At this point, Mike was wondering if someone had slipped something in his water bottle.

Probably the author if I had to guess. Who else would have had access to your water bottle with the kind of crap you go through on a weekly basis?

But you know what would make it even better? If Hogan showed up.

Careful what you wish for.

That was an interesting story, though it would take more than 30 grand to keep me quiet about some of the crap. Like, really? I would seek that boss to get jailed.

Shoot, why even bother with security guards? Whoever steals these bots will either not be leaving alive or will swiftly return them to their origins.

This doesn't sound like anything you would make when you're feeling high. Like, really, the concept is a little wild, but it's not that wild. Unless you're one of those "head out of the clouds only when there is a cloud" sort of writers.