2... 2... 2... · 12:00am Sep 22nd, 2014
*A narrator enters the room and sits down by their microphone.*
"And now, a journey into the mind of Eagle Heart.
"On the first level, you will find where all of the creativity juice is held, here is where all of his writing and ideas come from. Let's take a peak at what's in there now."
"Wasn't that fascinating ladies and gentlemen?
"Look now as we enter the second level of the mind of Eagle Heart, this is where his thought processes are created and maintained, let's see what he's thinking right now."
"Clearly he is happy about something, not sure wha-
"BEEP BEEP RED ALERT, CARDIOVASCULAR EMERGENCY. SUBJECT EAGLE HEART IS EXPERIENCING A CODE 351, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY"
*One of the tourists begins to panic.* "What's a code 351?!"
*The narrator finishes cleaning off his pants from the hot coffee that spilled on his crotch.*
"A code 351, is what you people call a 'heart attack'. Apparently something shocked his system so greatly and he was overcome with so much happiness, that his heart couldn't take it. Get to the nasal canals immediately for evacuation, go!"
*The people barely manage to make it to the nasal cavity... but by then, it was already too late. The body known as Eagle Heart couldn't contain the amount of happiness it had received, and collapsed.*
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But seriously though, I can't thank you all enough my 200 followers. Unfortunately I can't really give anything to celebrate at the moment besides that amusing thing I did up there. At least not now, after October 11 though, will be when my schedule opens up again since right now i'm preparing for that thing in my previous blog post. I'll even be able to work on the next chapter for Chronicles, and something new I have in store, I can't give spoilers yet though cause it's far from being presentable. All I can say, is that it's a crossover with a sci-fi game and it's not Star Wars.
Gratz!!!!!
Gr8, you got something I'll never get.
Happy trails.