• Member Since 13th Dec, 2011
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You Shall Not Pass


I say, "My Diminutive Equine, Camaraderie is Enchantment" is a smashing show!

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  • 615 weeks
    I am a Lazy Bastard – Pony Role-Playing

    What it says on the title. So what have I been doing instead of writing fanfiction, which I really ought to get back to doing, by the way? Online forum pony role-playing!

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  • 626 weeks
    NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

    Scootaloo chicken burgers are, at least theoretically, available in German McDonalds. But after weeks of searching, I have not found any Scootaloo burgers and I likely never will, now that I am leaving the country.

    I'm smelling sabotage... It's all Fegelein's fault!

    Bringen Sie mir Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

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  • 631 weeks
    Phun with Phlags with Photoshop

    So, I decided to refresh my mediocre photoshop skills by making some pony flags. Below are two possible versions of an Equestrian triangular war pennant. The latter design is a bit more generous in representing Celestia.

    EDIT: Oh blast. It seems like having a white flag on a white background makes some things rather invisible.

    Equestrian Pennant v.1

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  • 632 weeks
    Scootaloo-Burger bei McDonalds

    It's official! The Scootaloo Burger won the German McDonald's chicken burger naming contest.

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    0 comments · 477 views
  • 634 weeks
    Super Seedy Spider Squeezy 6000

    Steampunk is now canon! Unfortunately, this has given my subconscious some very strange ideas. In a dream last night, the Flim Flam brothers' machine was renamed the Super Seedy Spider Squeezy 6000. It squeezed... spiders.

    How exactly is spider paste profitable? Your guess is as good as mine.

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Dec
31st
2011

Frohes neues Jahr! · 11:43pm Dec 31st, 2011

I used to think random, indiscriminate firepower was an American specialty, but the fireworks outside my 12th story window in Berlin have put anything I've seen in the States to shame. Everypony in Berlin is crazy! The whole city looks and sounds like a warzone. Berliners apparently think it's fine to aim roman candles at apartment blocks, so I've had some fireworks explode within maybe 30 feet of my face tonight. Thanks to my open window, my room now smells like gunpowder.

But wherever you are, have a Happy New Year! Have fun and don't blow any fingers off!

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