My over active imagination.

Hold on a second, gotta pour a shooter of gin. Okay, now let's begin.

All of my life I have had an overactive imagination and ever since I started watching F.I.M. it has gone into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

It seems like a daily occurrence that I prattle off whatever nonsense pops into my head. While not all of it is related to My Little Pony™®©, the absolute weirdest stuff is. None of it is clop, I shudder at the thought, but it defiantly falls on the"What?" branch of Dr. Prof. Shwabenstine's Taxonomy of Messed Up Stuff.

Here are a few:

Princess Luna commands the "bat-ponies" of her guard to start a rock band so that they can hypnotize the youth of Equestria into doing drugs and killing themselves. Just to see if it works.

A kitchen accident fuses Pinkie pie with her tools and she has to live her life out as a half-tool, Half-pony hybrid. Her head is a whisk and her legs become rolling pins but everything else stays pony. And she must struggle with the challenges of never being accepted by her friends for not being more useful tools.

Prince gets sent to Equestria and starts grinding on the princesses and gets beat to death.

A pony opens an electronic cigarette shop in Canterlot and it gets extremely popular. Eventually his product gets the attention of Princess Celestia, but she wants more vapor. So he builds many different versions, each producing more than the last. Eventually she asks for as much vapor as possible. He crafts her an electronic cigarette that produces so much vapor it blocks out the sun and causes an eternal greenhouse effect that covers the world and kills all plant life.

A rapper pony makes an album about the "Gentrification" of canterlot"

I am struggling with the idea of actually writing this stuff... I probably won't though